EBerg's definitions

fuckugrade

Condition whereby or perception that the stars are all aligned in a way that will fuck you; when the universe is out to get you.

Damn, some planet must be in fuckugrade right now; everything is going wrong at once!

by EBerg July 9, 2018

anxsomnia

Insomnia, or inability to sleep, caused or characterized by anxiety; often persistent and unpleasant in nature.

I usually get anxsomnia right before bed or early in the morning, when I have things I'm worried about.

by EBerg April 29, 2014

anxsomnia

Insomnia, or inability to sleep, caused or characterized by anxiety; often persistent and unpleasant in nature.

I usually get anxsomnia right before bed or early in the morning, when I have things I'm worried about.

by EBerg April 29, 2014

dickjillion

69 to the 69th power; slang for "a lot"

I took some aspirin and now my headache is a dickjillion times better!

by EBerg July 9, 2017

Clit-chomper

1- A person who purposefully or inadvertently rubs their teeth against the clitoris during cunninglingus.
2- A derogative term for a person who is inconsiderate, selfish, and instant Ann asshole

Yeah, we hooked up last night and it turns out he's a clit-chomper.

You took the last eggroll, clit-chomper!

by EBerg May 20, 2018

Antechquated

A condition where one has reached an age where they cannot or will not learn about new technology
A word used to describe a person who is behind the times with regard to technology

He needs help with his smartphone. He's antechquated.
She always replies all with her personal info, is she dumb or antechquated?

by EBerg January 22, 2019

peachkick

A light kick executed by flicking the foot at the target using the ankle. A peachkick is administered with the intent of admonishing another, moving small objects, or as a funny threat. A peachkick should not inflict injury.

Knock it off before I peachkick you!
or
Just give it a little peachkick to get it going.

by EBerg January 25, 2009