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Dicktracted 

the act of being extremely distracted by your hornyness. Thinking too much of dick to focus on anything else.
You listening?

No, sorry I'm totally dicktracted right now...
Dicktracted by nanipoo October 4, 2010

Dicktracted 

Being distracted by a male. A term typically used by a female.
"Hey girl, haven't seen you in awhile,
How have you been?!"

"Yea, sorry. David has me dicktracted."
Dicktracted by Margadorn June 30, 2017

Dicktracted

When one’s mind wanders, forgetting daily tasks, friends and obligations because of a Richard. Often results in close friends asking for proof of life.
I’m so sorry I missed your wedding, I was dicktracted!
Dicktracted by Exlimey March 7, 2026

Dickstracted 

adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.
1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.

2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
Dickstracted by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008

distracted walking 

Diverted attention while ambulating by foot which can lead to accidents. Causes may include the use of an electronic device, or looking at people or things in the vicinity.
"My friend walked into a fountain at the mall while texting on her smartphone. It was a distracted walking situation."

distracted 

When you are in class and the girl in front of you is wearing a thong.
I'm totally failing Intro to Bio Science because I am distracted by this sweet piece of chippy that wears low-riding jeans and thongs EVERYDAY.
distracted by Dr.Rob Jones July 4, 2008