the act of being extremely distracted by your hornyness. Thinking too much of dick to focus on anything else.
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1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.
2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
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"My friend walked into a fountain at the mall while texting on her smartphone. It was a distracted walking situation."
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