Dicktracted
the act of being extremely distracted by your hornyness. Thinking too much of dick to focus on anything else.
Dicktracted by nanipoo October 4, 2010
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Dicktracted
the act of being extremely distracted by your hornyness. Thinking too much of dick to focus on anything else.
Dicktracted by nanipoo October 4, 2010
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Dicktracted by Margadorn June 30, 2017
Dicktracted
When one’s mind wanders, forgetting daily tasks, friends and obligations because of a Richard. Often results in close friends asking for proof of life.
Dicktracted by Exlimey March 7, 2026
Dickstracted
adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.
1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.
2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
Dickstracted by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008
distracted walking
Diverted attention while ambulating by foot which can lead to accidents. Causes may include the use of an electronic device, or looking at people or things in the vicinity.
"My friend walked into a fountain at the mall while texting on her smartphone. It was a distracted walking situation."
distracted walking by yes juanito yes August 20, 2014
distracted
I'm totally failing Intro to Bio Science because I am distracted by this sweet piece of chippy that wears low-riding jeans and thongs EVERYDAY.
distracted by Dr.Rob Jones July 4, 2008
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