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dickstrated by Shelley Bunn.Bunn August 10, 2017
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Dickstracted
adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.
1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.
2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
Dickstracted by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008
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dickstracted
The female equivalent of titstracted. When you unintentionally walk into a wall, trip over a toddler, or drop your Starbucks latte when you see a hot guy's cock-outline in the front of his jeans.
The latest Tom Hiddleston paparazzi photo -- where you can clearly see his cock-outline -- got me so dickstracted that I drooled onto my phone screen.
dickstracted by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016
dickstracted
"I'm sorry what were you saying, I was totally dickstracted by that hot guy in the cowboy hat, he could ride me anytime!"
dickstracted by baLtiMORe tURkeY March 27, 2010
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Dickstracted by Tradicktion April 2, 2016
Dicktracted
the act of being extremely distracted by your hornyness. Thinking too much of dick to focus on anything else.
Dicktracted by nanipoo October 4, 2010
dickstarter campaign
(n) an activity (or series of activities) intended to stimulate the penis until it is erect, generally for the purpose of sexual intercourse. An underfunded dickstarter campaign may lead to a condition known as blueballs.
It wasn't long before my partner's dickstarter campaign was fully funded and we got down to executing our business plan.
dickstarter campaign by Snark Chariot November 17, 2014