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Dyckstracted

When the dick is so good you lose focus
She was so dyckstracted that she let him use her credit card, after cosigning for his new car.
by DACK2017 October 23, 2017
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Dickstracted

adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.
1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.

2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008
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dickstracted

The female equivalent of titstracted. When you unintentionally walk into a wall, trip over a toddler, or drop your Starbucks latte when you see a hot guy's cock-outline in the front of his jeans.
The latest Tom Hiddleston paparazzi photo -- where you can clearly see his cock-outline -- got me so dickstracted that I drooled onto my phone screen.
by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016
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dickstracted

when a man (or woman) is distracted by hot guy- typically at a bar or club setting
"I'm sorry what were you saying, I was totally dickstracted by that hot guy in the cowboy hat, he could ride me anytime!"
by baLtiMORe tURkeY March 27, 2010
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Dickstracted

When his dick game too strong, you can't focus for another half hour(time variable)
Zack dickstracted me every day last week.
by Tradicktion April 2, 2016
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Dicktracted

the act of being extremely distracted by your hornyness. Thinking too much of dick to focus on anything else.
You listening?

No, sorry I'm totally dicktracted right now...
by nanipoo October 4, 2010
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dickstracted

To lose focus due to the presence of or while viewing images of a hot man.
At dinner, my friends yelled at me for being dickstracted by the hot waiter wearing tight pants.
by Carlbud September 1, 2013
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