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dick-fu by Dick Gottfried October 16, 2003
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Stinky dick fumes by M Boogie April 17, 2020
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Dick Fucker
Tom: man Nick snitched on me, fucked my bitch, stole my wallet, tried to rob me, and stole my baseball.
Fred: oh well thats just a kick in the dick, Nick is a total Dick Fucker
Fred: oh well thats just a kick in the dick, Nick is a total Dick Fucker
Dick Fucker by Tom Falls November 3, 2012
Think about this dick fucko
Think about this dick fucko by ok teddy bear July 4, 2021
Dick Fungi
The state of which living fungus is actively growing on a human male's reproductive organ, the penis.
Matthew was working in his tool shed on a new cage for his chicken coupe. All the sudden he had the strong urge to itch at his crotch. After minutes of scratching at his dick, his jeans being the middleman, he slid down his pants only to see a glowly green shine from his penis. The glow was extraordinarily bright, and after a couple minutes he could have sworn it started to move vibrantly around his 2 inch cock. Matthew has a bad case of Dick Fungi.
Dick Fungi by Mkolesar25 November 19, 2011
Big Dick Fuck Clan (BDFC)
A secret society of African American men with massive penises that have been around since the beginning of time, with one goal of fucking all the tight juicy asses they can find throughout History.
They are led by a Large Swole Man named “Gerron the Big Black Sugar Daddy”
They are led by a Large Swole Man named “Gerron the Big Black Sugar Daddy”
Dude I ran into the Big Dick Fuck Clan (BDFC) last night. My asshole is destroyed
Bro my grandpa told me stories about the BDFC they have been fucking asses since the dawn of time.
It doesn’t matter if your a man or a woman. The BDFC will come for that ass.
Bro my grandpa told me stories about the BDFC they have been fucking asses since the dawn of time.
It doesn’t matter if your a man or a woman. The BDFC will come for that ass.
Big Dick Fuck Clan (BDFC) by Robert (The Daddy) Armstrong September 5, 2022
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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