dick-fu

Combat between two male peni.

There's a dick-fu tournament tonight at the stadium!

by Dick Gottfried October 16, 2003

Stinky dick fumes

What your dick gets if u don’t clean your foreskin good enough.

My girlfriend told all of her friends that she hates blowing me because I have stinky dick fumes.

by M Boogie April 17, 2020

Dick Fucker

Someone who acts like a dick and fucks with everything.

Tom: man Nick snitched on me, fucked my bitch, stole my wallet, tried to rob me, and stole my baseball.
Fred: oh well thats just a kick in the dick, Nick is a total Dick Fucker

by Tom Falls November 3, 2012

Think about this dick fucko

A phrase say to someone you love or admire.

“Listening to music and thinking”
“Think about this dick fucko”
“🤤”

by ok teddy bear July 4, 2021

Dick Fungi

The state of which living fungus is actively growing on a human male's reproductive organ, the penis.

Matthew was working in his tool shed on a new cage for his chicken coupe. All the sudden he had the strong urge to itch at his crotch. After minutes of scratching at his dick, his jeans being the middleman, he slid down his pants only to see a glowly green shine from his penis. The glow was extraordinarily bright, and after a couple minutes he could have sworn it started to move vibrantly around his 2 inch cock. Matthew has a bad case of Dick Fungi.

by Mkolesar25 November 19, 2011

Dick Funk

The unfortunate condition some middle to late aged men find both problematic and often quite embarrassing EXAMPLE. Even though Chad was taking Viagra he still could not hold an erection Chad is the unfortunate victim of Dick Funk

Man did you hear about Chad? He's got Dick Funk bad

by SMD111 July 10, 2017

Big Dick Fuck Clan (BDFC)

A secret society of African American men with massive penises that have been around since the beginning of time, with one goal of fucking all the tight juicy asses they can find throughout History.

They are led by a Large Swole Man named “Gerron the Big Black Sugar Daddy”

Dude I ran into the Big Dick Fuck Clan (BDFC) last night. My asshole is destroyed

Bro my grandpa told me stories about the BDFC they have been fucking asses since the dawn of time.

It doesn’t matter if your a man or a woman. The BDFC will come for that ass.

by Robert (The Daddy) Armstrong September 5, 2022