Dick Funk

A close relation to Swamp Nuts exempt the penis has a funky odor.
I really liked my ex boyfriend but we broke up because he had serious Dick Funk
by SMD111 July 02, 2017
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FUGGOTABOUTIT

Similar to Alzheimers but only elderly Italians get
My great aunt Brenda she just FUGGOTABOUTIT
by SMD111 July 11, 2017
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Dick Funk

The unfortunate condition some middle to late aged men find both problematic and often quite embarrassing EXAMPLE. Even though Chad was taking Viagra he still could not hold an erection Chad is the unfortunate victim of Dick Funk
Man did you hear about Chad? He's got Dick Funk bad
by SMD111 July 10, 2017
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CATCH 22

A plethora of diseases a man or woman could catch from an undesirable man or woman
Don't have sex with him it's a CATCH 22
by SMD111 July 11, 2017
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