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how long before you go off
My dick fuse must be set on "short" when I'm with her; I can never last.

I can stay hard all night with her; sometimes I can't cum at all, my dick fuse must be dialled to LONG.
by Jake March 05, 2004
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Someone who is not sweet. Someone you would never want to be stuck in an elevator with because they are annoying and uncool.
Sweet fucking Christ, that dude is a dick fuse.
by Vance Birznasty March 03, 2004
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