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Fanny pack. Also can be used as a proper name to describe someone wearing said pouch.

Guy 1: Nice dick pouch, douche bag.

or

Guy 2: Check out Richard Pouch.

dick pouch by P-Sheezy January 16, 2007

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dick pouch

Vagina, Vageena, or Vagine.

"Yo bro, went trollin for some tight sliz and wound up in her dick pouch."

"No WAAAAAY!"

dick pouch by yo mammy bich August 20, 2011

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Dick pouch

Device attached to a Male stripper/exotic male dancer's G-string to cover his dick/penis

Most of the time male strippers will use a dick pouch to cover their Johnson's while on stage

Dick pouch by IrritatedData February 18, 2020

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Dick Poacher

When you are passed out drunk and your girlfriend still want sex by pulling your dick out of your pants

Rhonda still still wanted to fuck even though Scott was passed out. She became a Dick Poacher when she pulled his pants down to grab his cock to go at it.

Dick Poacher by will bitten December 4, 2016

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dickpouch

An all-purpose, unisex insult. It implies that one is a "holder of dicks".

John: Hey, I kicked an old lady today, right in the face!

Tilly: You're a real dickpouch John.

John:...

dickpouch by John FitzgibbonsIII January 30, 2008

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dickporch

the flab of fat over top of a mans dick or a womans pussy in the mans/womans pants

Earl, the obese man has a dickporch when he wears jeans or khakis

dickporch by NumBeR OnE GanGSta August 28, 2006

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professor dickdouche

A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.

teacher: BE QUIIIIEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Me: OK professor dickdouche

professor dickdouche by wangjiahua December 11, 2010

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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