Pouch

A small pouch of tobacco that come in tins for the purpose of dipping. There are about 10 pouches in a tin.

Skoal, a popular smokeless tobacco brand makes a tasty citrus pouch.

by Steven Robinson October 14, 2008

Pouch

Person who is full of useless knowledge

you totally BAMF'ed me you pouch!

by poucho villa May 16, 2007

Pouch

A marsupial version of the expression tits

Dude check out that Awesome gastropod

Yeah man that is totally pouch

by pouch man mike February 25, 2009

Pouch

a slang term to describe a hot woman, one you would dream about having sex with. Can be coupled with other words and adverbs.

From the use of pouch as the vagina. as in "i want her pouch"

"dude, that chick is puch"
"she is pouchtastic"
Guy out the window of a car yelling at a woman: "PPPPOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHH"
"Man this place is PC: Pouch City"

by Tom January 10, 2005

Pouch

A person who cant handle anything and never does anything well.

Tim: "Where's Johnny?"
Frank: "He went to bed"
Tim: "What a pouch"

by OzzieBloke February 1, 2008

Pouche

A prick/douche hybrid. A term reserved for those individuals who so utterly and frequently piss you off that simply applying the "prick/douche" label is not enough.

Most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.

Jorge: Man, Phillip, I can't believe you jizzed on my face after I passed out last night.

Phillip: What a fuckin' pouche.

Jorge: Man, you just called yourself a pouche.

Phillip: Fuck, man, I guess I really am a pouche.

by gimmedatsammich February 11, 2009

pouched

Getting Drunk, being Drunk

I got so Pouched Last night.
She was Pouched when she bought those pants.
Let's get pouched!

by PouchMaster1 April 12, 2011