dick muffs
dick muffs by legs almighty January 24, 2011
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dick muffs
the female breast, when your dick is cold you simply place it between the breast and it keeps it warm just like ear muffs.
dick muffs by mr. dizzle September 16, 2004
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dick muffs • Muffa Dick • dickmuffin • Dickmuffing • Dick muffler • dick • Dick Cheney • dick weed • dick wad • dick flick
Muffa Dick
Her: no, we can't fuck, i heard you got a muffa dick.
Him: but my hands work just fine ;)
Her: no! maybe you got muffa hands too!
Him: Muffa isn't a word. :/
Her: it is too muffa dick! >:O
Him: but my hands work just fine ;)
Her: no! maybe you got muffa hands too!
Him: Muffa isn't a word. :/
Her: it is too muffa dick! >:O
Muffa Dick by the Contortionist April 3, 2011
dickmuffin
1. a guy who acts like or is an idiot or it can be a term of affection for your guy who acts like an idiot but you still love him. It is a masculine form of twatwaffle.
dickmuffin by Turtle J. August 11, 2007
Dickmuffing
Dickmuffing by dickmuffa August 4, 2018
Dickmuffin
When you're being a poobutt abd not answering someone's message. Or when you're being a butthurt little fancy boy that gets his feelings hurt over nothing.
Johnny is being a "dickmuffin" and won't answer my text messages cause his feelings are hurt that I said he can't keep up on his beers like the rest of the guys.
Dickmuffin by candyass January 5, 2023
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