2 definitions by legs almighty

dick muffs

When one places an erect penis into each ear so that sound is muffled. Similar to earmuffs
Chad had dick muffs on so he didn't hear the the third guy coming.
by legs almighty January 24, 2011
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Janus

What you name youre kid if you have an anal fixation
Janus got picked on at school because his mother named him after an anus
by legs almighty February 23, 2019
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