Dickmuffing 

When you (or your sexy friend) puts oven mitts on and claps your dick a couple times over

She pulled cookies out of the oven then started dickmuffing me while the mitts were still warm, yo.

Dickmuffing by dickmuffa August 4, 2018

duckmuffin 

The worst word to call someone, according to Bree Essrig.

"She's such a duckmuffin"
*everyone gasps*

duckmuffin by mooilikecheese September 24, 2015

Dicksurfing 

Comparable to "couchsurfing". It's when you temporarily relocate to someone's else's bed to save money while traveling.

"Samantha rented out her house for a couple weeks while in Europe. Instead of renting a hotel, she went dicksurfing to save money"

Dicksurfing by Shorty Crunk February 4, 2017

dicksurfing 

when gay guys go online for a quick hookup.

Johnathan is such a ho! All he does is sit at home on his computer dicksurfing

dicksurfing by epiphany7 January 24, 2008

dickmuffin

1. a guy who acts like or is an idiot or it can be a term of affection for your guy who acts like an idiot but you still love him. It is a masculine form of twatwaffle.

That dickmuffin dumped his girl over email.
I forgave my dickmuffin for coming home drunk.

dickmuffin by Turtle J. August 11, 2007

Dickmuffin

When you're being a poobutt abd not answering someone's message. Or when you're being a butthurt little fancy boy that gets his feelings hurt over nothing.

Johnny is being a "dickmuffin" and won't answer my text messages cause his feelings are hurt that I said he can't keep up on his beers like the rest of the guys.

Dickmuffin by candyass January 5, 2023