A command directed towards a child so he/she will cover her ears while an adult curses.
Earmuffs, Billy. Earmuffs.
by Sha June 18, 2003
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"Earmuffs" is a term to describe a girl that has amazingly sexy thighs that you want wrapped around your head. That way you can eat her muff while your ears are covered. Hence, being Earmuffed.
I was at the school the other day, and 6 different pairs of earmuffs walked by. I'd earmuff the hell outta all of them.
by earmuffking April 12, 2013
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Noun: When a big breasted woman wraps her tits around your head, covering your ears; her tits are the earmuffs.
My friend's busty sister liked to embarrass me by giving me earmuffs in front of other people.
by DaveBuck July 05, 2005
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When two vaginas are facing both ears of a human, and begin to gyrate back and forth upon the ear.
I come home from work to have my two female roommates earmuff me!
by Brilliant March 30, 2005
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when a man blows it in his hand and proceeds to spread it on her ears then continues by shaving his pubes and attatching them to the semen making some kinky earmuffs.
her ears were cold so i made her some earmuffs
by Shiblet February 06, 2008
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Earmuffs:

When you're going down on a woman ( preforming cunnilingus ) and she clamps her thighs on your head covering your ears, cause you're doing such a good job on your prefomance.
I bout to get them earmuffs tonight!
Have you squeezing my head like a Boa Constrictor
by FTMTBEAR March 07, 2017
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A term used to describe the orgasmic clamping action of a gal's inner thighs over the ears of somebody performing oral sex.
Man, she totally earmuffed me!
by Heat123 October 23, 2007
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