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Dickmuffin

When you're being a poobutt abd not answering someone's message. Or when you're being a butthurt little fancy boy that gets his feelings hurt over nothing.
Johnny is being a "dickmuffin" and won't answer my text messages cause his feelings are hurt that I said he can't keep up on his beers like the rest of the guys.
Dickmuffin by candyass January 5, 2023
1. Weaboo chow.

2. Compressed sawdust dipped in raw sewage
Person 1: What in the hell are you eating...?
Person 2: SHH! NARUTO IS ALMOST ON, SHUT UP AND LET
ME EAT MY POCKY, DESU!
Pocky by Candyass April 27, 2007