dopelexia

When you are so high you mix up the order of words, numbers, and letters

That guy was so high, the "dopelexia," took over and he had everything backwards

dopelexia by emilejfagerstromiv December 23, 2018

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dicelexia

Misreading of dice in a board game.

Dave didn't intentionally count incorrectly, he has dicelexia.

dicelexia by Runwalk1 August 18, 2017

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doorlexia

Some one who has trouble closing doors, which results in someone having to close the door for them.

Fuck, Jake has suck bad doorlexia, I had to close his own door for him.

doorlexia by big mac3 May 21, 2011

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Dopesexual

When someone is so spracked on dope they become bisexual but not gay to get or come up on dope!

Ryan needed a fix so bad he became dopesexual and slept with James.

Dopesexual by TrustyDemons November 22, 2018

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Delexia

The process of correcting a dyslexic persons work of spelling, pronunciation and grammar.

“You could correct my work i got zero spag marks”
“Sure, let me just delexia it”

Delexia by Garry glitter 2.0 December 14, 2022

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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