Disflexia 

A commonly occurring disease a person has when they believe they are jacked or ripped, and they really aren't. It's usually seen in preteens who try to act tough. Often times, short and skinny guys tend to have this syndrome as seen in the tight "muscle" shirts that they wear. Currently the only cure is their own embarrassment.

1) Yo, look at dude in the tight polo

2) yea, I'd kill that fuck. Must have Disflexia though. I feel bad for him really

Disflexia by Bovice22 October 16, 2009

Disflexia 

When a person or persons attempts to flex on someone yet messes up and makes it awkward for everyone.

James: Yo im trying to have fun night I’m a photographer so let’s take pics under the stars

Sarah: James we are going to the bars you can’t bring your camera. That’s cool you’re a photographer and all but you have a classic case of disflexia.

Disflexia by The Commander November 2, 2018

Tubbo's Dyslexia 

Tubbo does have dyslexia. He has talked about it in many streams. If you see hate comments in his YouTube or streams that is one of the reasons why. He has had breakdowns from this so if you like to put down hate comments do not. It affects him a lot so keep it to yourselves. He does sometimes misspell words mostly in his twitch streams and if that makes you annoyed then leave.

"That was a Tubbo's Dyslexia Moment". - Tommyinnit

Tubbo's Dyslexia by Ariel Kat October 30, 2020

Keyboard Dyslexia 

It's like regular dyslexia except when you type.

Me: I dsilike that.

I have a severe case of Keyboard Dyslexia.

Keyboard Dyslexia by Lady Alzers January 26, 2011

typing dyslexia 

someone who can't really type properly, constantly screwing up, but are really fast great typists, just mess up which hand. not dyslexic in real life.

a person with typing dyslexia is typing dyslexic (though they might say it typing dixleysc).

Jessi took 81 tries to type OCD ALERT last night, she has such typing dyslexia.

typing dyslexia by SVU~FREAK July 16, 2008

Discolexia 

The typical diagnosis for those who are incapable of adjusting their dancing to the contemporary vogue.
This person is an expert in the art of making people uncomfortable on the dance floor and the common explanation for a lack of dancing females.

-So Frank, did you get it on with any hot chicks at the club last night?
-Nah man, there was this asshole discolectic who discouraged all the babes from dancing.
-they should ban people with discolexia from clubs man.
-totally

Discolexia by Drspecialpeople May 13, 2009

DyslexiAM 

The act of setting a clock incorrectly by 12 hours (e.g setting the alarm for 7:00PM instead of 7:00AM)

Jean needed to get up at 6:00AM but accidentally set her alarm for 6:00PM and was late for work again. She tried to explain to her boss that she suffered from DyslexiAM, but she was fired anyways

DyslexiAM by PoorDavid November 19, 2011