diafart

A seemingly innocent fart that results in a small amount of shit splatter when released, and creates a tell tale brown stain. Usually you wonder whether or not the fart should be executed or not because it has to be somewhat forced out.

I had a diafart so bad last night I had to throw my boxers out in the movie theater's bathroom.

by davey160195 May 23, 2010

disfartening

When your fart so very disappointing.

My stomach was rumbling so bad but only a squeak escaped. Very disfartening.

by T. W. Marks November 24, 2018

difart

a fart from your penis.

i difarted last night and i gizzed!!!

by jmanonbyik September 14, 2011

dipfarting

Comes from the world 'disparting' when dead person has died, dipfarting descibes a fart in a grave (dip). So means. Grave farting.

-What's that smell?

+we are in a graveyard idiot, everyone is dipfarting

by MatureCheddar August 21, 2017

dipfarting

When you dip into a room just to fart, then you leave again.

Gimme a sec, I'll just go dipfart.

Hey there, just dipfarting. (Farts and leaves)

by MatureCheddar August 21, 2017

diaparticulitis

An inflammatory condition in which toddlers become exceedingly angry if the parent changes the brand of diaper to which they have become accustomed.

"To save money I bought new diapers at the bulk warehouse store, but little Jessica experienced a full blown attack of diaparticulitis when I put them on her. There goes $50!"

by emayemay April 19, 2019

difart

to be distracted or to have a brain fart

I was going to tell you something but I was difart.

by Lexi Smol Brain Words June 4, 2020