A seemingly innocent fart that results in a small amount of shit splatter when released, and creates a tell tale brown stain. Usually you wonder whether or not the fart should be executed or not because it has to be somewhat forced out.
I had a diafart so bad last night I had to throw my boxers out in the movie theater's bathroom.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.