Definitions by emayemay
diaparticulitis
An inflammatory condition in which toddlers become exceedingly angry if the parent changes the brand of diaper to which they have become accustomed.
"To save money I bought new diapers at the bulk warehouse store, but little Jessica experienced a full blown attack of diaparticulitis when I put them on her. There goes $50!"
diaparticulitis by emayemay April 19, 2019
Toxedo
The attire one should wear when dining at establishments which serve food that is know to contain carcinogens, saw dust, food dyes, chemicals, and other toxic ingredients.
Our neighborhood fast food restaurant was having a flash BOGO sale on burgers so we dressed in our finest toxedos to honor this special occasion, and got a table for 4.