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When you fuck a woman, and you cum in your hand, and then you slap her (I mean really smack her) with the cum soaked hand.
I finished and gizzed her in the face.
gizzed by jason October 5, 2004
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She knows what she wants. Very beautiful, amazing, extremely funny, charming, and highly intelligent. She knows how to have a good time with any situation. Loves God, family, friends, and values education. Her determination will bring her to success. And her charm catches any guy..or girl.
Guy 1: "Dude, you're dating a Gizzele?"
Lucky Guy: "Yes."
Guy 1: "Lucky bitz."
Gizzele by bafta123 June 18, 2011
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gizzed Gazzed Grizzed gizzel gizzem Gizzer Gizzled Gizzod gazzed out gized
A very funny cute honest girl who you can always count on who will be by your side no matter what happens even though she can be annoying she is still funny
She seems like a gizzel
gizzel by dgk_allday November 4, 2014
"I am SO gized about this Jagerbomb!" exclaimed Kelly
gized by kelstar27 May 10, 2012
GOD said in "rap" by stand up comedian Kyle Cease...
Oh my Gizzod. translation- oh my god.
Gizzod by Traplle A November 18, 2006
To fight, hurt or destroy someone.
Man got gazzed
Gazzed by Tom21074 November 4, 2012

gizzeadis 

A crazy, annoying person. Normally a young girl. Likes to make annoying cat noises and will never stop laughing even if nothing is funny.
Teacher: I met a new girl in class today. She continues making strange noises and laughs at everything.
Teacher 2: Her name must be Gizzeadis.
gizzeadis by Pandacornlover February 26, 2017
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