desan

Woman of Indian, Pakistan or Bangladesh descent. Opposite sex to define word desi.

boy: check out that hot desan.

by the_awaken_one July 25, 2011

Desan

To pull a ‘Desan’ is simply to launch/forget one’s real bras.

He pulled a Desan on us

by BRIDGE!? January 21, 2019

The Deaner

The guy who gets the party started but has no money to pay his tab.

Hey look it's The Deaner. Yeah he already hit me up for $10 but the chicks love him.

by will bitten January 25, 2017

DeSantis

The number of times you can repeat the word "woke" before your inevitable failure to secure the Republican nomination.

1 DeSantis is a previously unnamed number so enormous it was only used by astronomers.

Astronomers have estimated that the number of baryons in the observable universe is of order 10^80, while the number of photons is of order 10^90. The number in the entire universe, beyond that which is observable, may even approach 1 DeSantis.

by states_the_obvious July 12, 2023

DESANTIS

Variation of ~ (DESATAN or BITCHSANTIS)

Word to describe a selfish politician that looks after his own interest and of the high class.

My friend: "The governor Desantis a.k.a Bitchsantis took the unemployment aid away to keep the money for his presidential campaign and doesn't care people are still struggling"

Me: " Desantis is a little bitch, the people will sue him in court and he can kiss goodbye his presidential aspirations"

by Jay Maniak July 26, 2021

DeSantis curious

DeSantis curious — The Republican Party kink of trying out Ron “pudding fingers and white rubber boots” DeSantis; as opposed to sticking with and getting screwed by Trump and Trump drama. The most recent example of Trump drama being Trump being found liable for the sexual abuse in the E. Jean Carroll on May 9th 2023.

The idea being: it may be better to be pudding fingered by DeSantis than to have the Republican Party FUCKED by Trump.

Unfortunately or fortunately, Ron DeSantis doesn’t have a personality; so, actually trying out pudding fingers is usually quite disappointing.

I used to like being grabbed by the pussy by Donald Trump; but, after years of this I’m kinda DeSantis curious.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 10, 2023

Dean Moore

A great runner of parks, roads and backyards. The best father, husband and best friend. The braaier of steaks, master of webers and king of flattys. Not too bad with a circular saw.
Beer maker, cupboard builder and best 80’s music dancer.

Met a cool guy last night, he’s a total Dean Moore, the whole package

by Fishyfish81 May 8, 2021