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Desandeese 

A language spoken by speds and hard to understand. It is most evident in Emails and chat rooms. Some characteristics are mispellings and improper grammar.
Damn, I Know Jahmaul went to English High, but he's fluent in Desandeese.
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delander 

"delander" -- dell-an-der
Noun: a highly uncommon given name, usually partnered with an even less-common surname
Verb: a colloquial term meaning to lie for someone -- the degree of dishonesty can vary, but generally the person being lied for is a friend or ally of the person lying.
Noun: Oh, her name is Delander Melhuish!* How uncommon and kind of strange is that.

Verb: I had to delander for you. You owe me, big.

*Names are changed for anonymity.
delander by Matthew123456 June 4, 2011
The sound a Minecraft Zombie makes upon death.
*SLASH*
Zombie: Desader
*zombie dies lmao get noob*
Desader by Mr Bastian April 19, 2020
A retarted ass boii who cnt read and cant spell who laughs wierd
Hi im deander
Deander by Young fatty July 11, 2016

dezanderation 

A deadly disease caused by a Lack of time spent with awesome little dudes named zander.
Dr "you seem to be suffering from dezanderation. You have 4 hours to live of you don't come in contact with a zander"
dezanderation by Thedrsmith July 2, 2018

disander 

A fairly large mistake, usually attributed to a person or group called "Ander".
You flooded the warehouse? This is a disander!
disander by Grumpus121 January 30, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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