A language spoken by speds and hard to understand. It is most evident in Emails and chat rooms. Some characteristics are mispellings and improper grammar.
"delander" -- dell-an-der
Noun: a highly uncommon given name, usually partnered with an even less-common surname
Verb: a colloquial term meaning to lie for someone -- the degree of dishonesty can vary, but generallythe person being lied for is a friend or ally of the person lying.
Noun: Oh, her name is Delander Melhuish!* How uncommon and kind of strange is that.