Just because my opinion differed from my boss at work, he Desantised me and ruined my career with the company.
by Eric Disney April 29, 2022
The greatest navy seal war hero to ever live. Fought in Nam, where he accomplished the nickname of Solid Gear Desantis. Killed 15,000 Vietnamese, without feeling any remorse. Basically, he's the baddest motherfucker to ever live. Also fought in Ultimate Fighting Championship, where he was forced to retire, due to completely breaking someones neck 360 degrees.
by osuadam November 19, 2006
"Whenever things got too comfortable my boyfriend would start desantizing everything, so I had to dump him."
Mike began to pick his team, careful to avoid any slackers, backstabbers, or desantists.
Mike began to pick his team, careful to avoid any slackers, backstabbers, or desantists.
by Distracted1 April 30, 2023
Usually a Canadian man who loves hockey. Tends to fail with technology. He apparantly invents alot of stuff that other people "steal" and now they are famous. Wears hats backwards and rolls up the sleeves on a button down shirt. Instead of saying fire he always says fyre, such as Mozilla FyreFox, fyrewire, and fyreworks. He yells "boomski" after accomplishing something. Also calls other people "skip" or "skippy".
Desantis "FYRE DAT PUCK!"
or
Desantis : "Good job skip!"
Girl : "But Im a girl!"
Desantis : "Skippett?
or
Desantis : "Good job skip!"
Girl : "But Im a girl!"
Desantis : "Skippett?
by DarkRevelations August 24, 2011
The number of times you can repeat the word "woke" before your inevitable failure to secure the Republican nomination.
1 DeSantis is a previously unnamed number so enormous it was only used by astronomers.
1 DeSantis is a previously unnamed number so enormous it was only used by astronomers.
Astronomers have estimated that the number of baryons in the observable universe is of order 10^80, while the number of photons is of order 10^90. The number in the entire universe, beyond that which is observable, may even approach 1 DeSantis.
by states_the_obvious July 12, 2023
Variation of ~ (DESATAN or BITCHSANTIS)
Word to describe a selfish politician that looks after his own interest and of the high class.
Word to describe a selfish politician that looks after his own interest and of the high class.
My friend: "The governor Desantis a.k.a Bitchsantis took the unemployment aid away to keep the money for his presidential campaign and doesn't care people are still struggling"
Me: " Desantis is a little bitch, the people will sue him in court and he can kiss goodbye his presidential aspirations"
Me: " Desantis is a little bitch, the people will sue him in court and he can kiss goodbye his presidential aspirations"
by Jay Maniak July 26, 2021
The phenomenon and frustration when your anal douche water doesn’t run clear after repeated tries but your partner is already waiting to hook up. 💩💦🚽
I was in the bathroom for over an hour dealing with DeSantis. Eventually I just gave up and had sex anyway. There was definitely a little Santorum involved.
by manchildh3lms March 29, 2022