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little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.
Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

hemophiliac 

A person who is affected with hemophilia. Hemophilia is a hereditary blood defect in which blood clotting is delayed that occurs almost exclusively in males. There is difficulty in controlling hemorrhage even after minor injuries.
His doctors became aware that he was a hemophiliac when he accidently cut himself and the bleeding could not be controlled easily.
hemophiliac by Holly M January 17, 2008

Nemophiliac 

A person that has a sexual fettish for fish and aquatic life.

The word comes from the movie Finding Nemo and Philiac which means to love.
Did you just jack off into the fish tank? what are you, some sort of Nemophiliac?

You know I'm not allowed at Seaworld anymore, not after they found out I was a Nemophiliac

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

a made up school. used to imply rich people.
where did you go, little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs?

Demonphilia

When you are attracted to demons, this can apply to edgy teenagers, nerds, hardcore Punk Rock fans, and some people who may just be insane.
Therapist: how are you feeling today?

Patient: I just realized that I have demonphilia.

Therapist: wtf is that? This is why your partner left.

Detrophiliac 

Somebody who fucks trees. Has sexual relations with trees.
Detrophiliac by Ryan August 11, 2003