One would think that such a poor choice of lifestyle for a hemophiliac would ward them away. One must consider, however, that poor choice in lifestyle has never hindered an emo person before.

"Tommy's cutting himself in the bathroom"

"OMG! he's Emophiliac!!!"

"haha... yeah..."

"The turnout this year at the blood donation is amazing!"
"Yep, all we had to do was play my chemical romance and pick up what the emophiliacs leave behind."

I was telling Matt his tight pants and black eyeliner make him look like a fag and he got all depressed on me, what an emophiliac.

Being an emophiliac, I have all Emo Philip's CDs and have seen him 4 times in concert.

Oh my god Becky, that kid is a serious emophiliac.