Definitions by SuperSingleton

euphoria glasses 

When somebody is wide-eyed and constantly spacing out because they are obsessed with thinking about something exciting that will happen to them soon.

Dude, Ethan is going to homecoming with Lynn tomorrow, no wonder he has his euphoria glasses on.

euphoria glasses by SuperSingleton January 2, 2010

Maroon Date 

A blind date that results in the two people having a one night stand.

I set Kyle up with Virginia, and i havent heard from him since last night, guess it was a maroon date

Maroon Date by Supersingleton January 2, 2010

Whiteout Moment 

When a guy denys relations he has had with a girl he dated or had a one night stand with in the past

Jon: Dude didn't you have sex with Lindsey?
Kevin: No way man, shes not my type.
Jon: Are you sure? Maybe your just having a whiteout moment.

Whiteout Moment by Supersingleton January 2, 2010

Farewell Moment 

The last few minutes before you end a relationship with someone, which usually consists of awkward conversation.

Joe: I guess I need to go share a farewell moment with Chelsea, I've had enough of her.
Josh: Good luck man.

Farewell Moment by Supersingleton January 2, 2010

Post-Dance Syndrome

The feeling that you have after going to a dance with a girl, which usually makes you feel sad and want to be more then friends

Dude, Jim is so depressed, Sadies just ended and Joyce hasn't called him in a week. He probably has post-dance syndrome.

Post-Dance Syndrome by SuperSingleton December 28, 2009

Free Mason 

A man who just broke up with his girlfriend and is excited to get back into the dating world.

Tim: Is that Josh over there?
Jason: Yeah, he's with those three girls.

Tim: Guess he's moving on pretty fast.
Jason: Yeah, he's a free mason.

Free Mason by SuperSingleton December 25, 2009

Soccer Reject 

A kid who plays soccer from a young age, then quits at around 12 or 13 because he finally realizes that he cannot play as well as most other people in his league.

Wow I thought that guy was good at soccer, because he played for like 6 years, but I guess he's just a soccer reject.

Soccer Reject by SuperSingleton December 24, 2009