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hemophiliac 

person that has sex with blood

i.e. blood fucker

(they sneak in a blood bank, rob a blood bag, puncture a hole in the bag, and fuck the chit out of the bag.)
necrophiliac-person tht has sex with dead bodies

necro-dead
philiac-fucker

hemophiliac-person who cannot clot blood properly
hemo-blood
philiac-fucker
hemophiliac by comiction March 2, 2007

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little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.
Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

homophilic 

One who is obsessed with gaydom and is the complete antithesis of a homophobic person.

Origin: In biology, the suffix "philic" is used to describe attraction. For instance, something that is hydrophilic is attracted to water (while something that is hydrophobic is repelled by water.)
She is so homophilic--her ipod is filled with tracks from Tegan and Sara, the Indigo Girls, and Ani Difranco.

He is so homophilic--his ipod is filled with the Scissor Sisters, Elton John, and the Village People.
homophilic by Homophilics (H&I) March 22, 2005

Hetrophiliac 

The gay/lesbian that always tries to pull the straight one.
Man one: Hey Paul, don't you think that person over at the bar is a bit of a Hetrophiliac.
Man two: What do you mean?
Man one: Well this clubs pretty full of gay blokes, and yet he's been trying to pull almost every straight guy that's come in her tonight
Hetrophiliac by Kyoichii December 25, 2010

homophiliac 

ryofire is a homophiliac.
homophiliac by uy lam August 24, 2005
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