dedrophiliac 

A person who engages in sexual intercourse with trees and other plants

that guy is such a dedrophiliac

dedrophiliac by Capt. Capacitor December 2, 2004

Dendraphiliac 

A person who has sex with trees.

"Hey baby, your roots are lookin' fiiiine"

Dendraphiliac by Phencyclidine May 8, 2005

dendrophilia 

Sexual arousal derrived from trees.

Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002

Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best



Today, I humped a tree

I had to pee

No place to go but behind a tree

I saw

A hollow knothole

So I said to myself

I’ll give it a go



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

Ohhhhhhhhhhh



The cops got me

They had to stop me

They threw me in jail

That’s where you come in

I need you to pay my bail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



….beeb

dendrophilia by Killing Kittens October 7, 2004

dendropheliac

a person who fucks trees and thy enjoy better than human sex.

dendropheliac by aLeXX March 27, 2003

Dendrophiliac

(n.) one who is aroused by trees; one who humps trees

martin is such a dendrophiliac. i saw him fcking a tree in the park today.

other definitions for dendrophiliac are also listed under dentrophiliac for those dumbasses who can't spell. you should also look up "dendrophilia"

Dendrophiliac by annabanana May 14, 2005

demophiliac 

A person who takes up a sudden obsession with the supernatural.

Tim: Dang man, Steve just bought a weegee board.
Jason: Let him have his fun, hes just a demophiliac.

demophiliac by SuperSingleton December 24, 2009

Dendrophilliac 

Somone who enjoys fucking trees

Dude, I just performed Dendrophillisum on that tree!

Dendrophilliac by Morgoth May 9, 2003