dedrophiliac
dedrophiliac by Capt. Capacitor December 2, 2004
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Dendraphiliac
Dendraphiliac by Phencyclidine May 8, 2005
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dendrophilia
Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002
Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best
Today, I humped a tree
I had to pee
No place to go but behind a tree
I saw
A hollow knothole
So I said to myself
I’ll give it a go
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
Ohhhhhhhhhhh
The cops got me
They had to stop me
They threw me in jail
That’s where you come in
I need you to pay my bail
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
They threw me in jail
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
They threw me in jail
….beeb
Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best
Today, I humped a tree
I had to pee
No place to go but behind a tree
I saw
A hollow knothole
So I said to myself
I’ll give it a go
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
Ohhhhhhhhhhh
The cops got me
They had to stop me
They threw me in jail
That’s where you come in
I need you to pay my bail
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
They threw me in jail
I humped a tree
I humped a tree
They threw me in jail
….beeb
dendrophilia by Killing Kittens October 7, 2004
dendropheliac
dendropheliac by aLeXX March 27, 2003
Dendrophiliac
martin is such a dendrophiliac. i saw him fcking a tree in the park today.
other definitions for dendrophiliac are also listed under dentrophiliac for those dumbasses who can't spell. you should also look up "dendrophilia"
other definitions for dendrophiliac are also listed under dentrophiliac for those dumbasses who can't spell. you should also look up "dendrophilia"
Dendrophiliac by annabanana May 14, 2005
demophiliac
Tim: Dang man, Steve just bought a weegee board.
Jason: Let him have his fun, hes just a demophiliac.
Jason: Let him have his fun, hes just a demophiliac.
demophiliac by SuperSingleton December 24, 2009
Dendrophilliac
Dendrophilliac by Morgoth May 9, 2003
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