A little black dude who whoops ass despite the opponents size or strength. The real OG in the UFC at the moment and has defended his title more than 7 times.

"Yo Jimmy did you see Alex beat up that guy yesterday"
"Yeah man he was like three times his size"
"Alex fucking Demetrious Johnson'd him"

demetrious johnson by insightfulhubba February 25, 2017

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Demetrious

The most beautiful man who have the most amazing qualities and is the best with women ; flawless as one can be , that sexual chocolate, and normally tall with the best sex, knows how to love a woman . Romantic and caring .

Is that Demetrious omg he’s so gorgeous and rare I want him to be mine he’s all I need!!

Demetrious by Brownskin queen🍫 August 23, 2021

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Dementors

Creatures of everlasting darkness. These creatures are the only things born evil.

Just being in proximity with a dementor drains all happy thoughts away from. They make you relive your worst memory.
They also take away anything warm, whether they be thoughts or the accual tempature.
They are also some of the only creature that do not sleep, they also never walk. They are the only known creature that can suck the very soul from a living thing.
Because of these special abilities they are used as gaurds to the wizard prizion of Azkaban.

The only know way of fighting a dementor is to use a petronus charm.

When thoses Dementors came by..........i nearly pissed myself.

Dementors by Phantomdeath August 1, 2009

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Demetrious

A TALL AND INCREDIBLE MAN OF GOD WHO LOVES GOD UNCONDITIONALLY AND IS HUMBLE IN EVERY WAY HE IS EXTRAORDINARILY HANDSOME AND SIMPLY ONE OF A KIND COURAGEOUS AND A WARRIOR NICE YET INTIMIDATING HE PERSEVERES AT ALL COST

Demetrious is so amazing and his love for God breaks boundaries! AS HANDSOME AS A YOUNG MAN CAN BE FOUND ANYWHERE.

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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