A little black dude who whoops ass despite the opponents size or strength. The real OG in the UFC at the moment and has defended his title more than 7 times.

"Yo Jimmy did you see Alex beat up that guy yesterday"
"Yeah man he was like three times his size"
"Alex fucking Demetrious Johnson'd him"

demetrious johnson by insightfulhubba February 25, 2017

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Demetrious

The most beautiful man who have the most amazing qualities and is the best with women ; flawless as one can be , that sexual chocolate, and normally tall with the best sex, knows how to love a woman . Romantic and caring .

Is that Demetrious omg he’s so gorgeous and rare I want him to be mine he’s all I need!!

Demetrious by Brownskin queen🍫 August 23, 2021

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Dementors

Creatures of everlasting darkness. These creatures are the only things born evil.

Just being in proximity with a dementor drains all happy thoughts away from. They make you relive your worst memory.
They also take away anything warm, whether they be thoughts or the accual tempature.
They are also some of the only creature that do not sleep, they also never walk. They are the only known creature that can suck the very soul from a living thing.
Because of these special abilities they are used as gaurds to the wizard prizion of Azkaban.

The only know way of fighting a dementor is to use a petronus charm.

When thoses Dementors came by..........i nearly pissed myself.

Dementors by Phantomdeath August 1, 2009

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Demetrious

A TALL AND INCREDIBLE MAN OF GOD WHO LOVES GOD UNCONDITIONALLY AND IS HUMBLE IN EVERY WAY HE IS EXTRAORDINARILY HANDSOME AND SIMPLY ONE OF A KIND COURAGEOUS AND A WARRIOR NICE YET INTIMIDATING HE PERSEVERES AT ALL COST

Demetrious is so amazing and his love for God breaks boundaries! AS HANDSOME AS A YOUNG MAN CAN BE FOUND ANYWHERE.

Demetrious by HONESTY 🥀 November 23, 2022

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