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deamster 

dmt, spirit molecule, dream powder a way to get down usually smoked but can be taken orally with inhibitors. getting digitial is a must. pineal gland 3rd eye visions.
got down and digitial. im with the spirits right now
deamster spirit molecule dmt rich mans drug
deamster by rollingSPIRIT April 14, 2009

Decaster 

Decaster (dih-cass-ter) n.
1. A person who is unpopular with peers, yet is still intelligent, beautiful, and capable, simply because they are human.

2. Literally translates to mean “beautiful foreigner”.
Alan Turing, who invented the first computer, was a decaster growing up. He was bullied and had very few friends despite his brilliance.
Decaster by The original decaster August 19, 2016

Jack Dempster 

That guy Jack Dempster, he always carries the squad. He is a true Apex Champion
Jack Dempster by Ni7ro May 13, 2021
One who will constantly irritate their boss for the latest greatest technological device(s).
"Man thats a cool new phone, when do I get one? Stop being such a Dempster"
Dempster by Ojomar Khandy February 24, 2009

decaster 

Noun; pronounced "dih-cass-ter".

1. A person who is unpopular with peers yet still beautiful, smart, and capable simply because they are human.

2. Literally translates to mean "beautiful foreigner".

From Latin word decorus, meaning "beautiful", and Spanish word forastero, which indirectly translates to mean "foreign".

The Spanish word forastero was referring to a cocoa tree (called criollo) imported into Venezuela from the West Indies in the mid-19th century. The word evolved to mean foreign.

Famous decasters include Alan Turing (a mathematical prodigy invented a code breaking computer during WWII), Edgar Allan Poe (a brilliant author who wrote many famous short stories and poems), and Ludwig van Beethoven (a genius composer who continued to write beautiful symphonies even after he became deaf).

This word was invented by Emma Hahn on February 29, 2016.
I was always a decaster growing up, standing off to the side while everyone else joked at my expense.
decaster by The original decaster August 19, 2016

Demasturbate 

To demasturbate, you must quickly let go of your dick before ejaculation, this will slowly flatten the erection and make it difficult to use your bladder.
Guy 1: Dude did you demasturbate about that girl.
Guy 2: Yea, it took me centuries for my piss to let loose.

Guy 3: What the fuck man?
Demasturbate by DarkXPShadow May 11, 2017
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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