5 definitions by DarkXPShadow

trabelsi

The surname given to a fat piece of shit.

Yea, you were expecting more weren't you?

Friend of Trabelsi: Hey man what's your surname again? I'm doing a project for surnames in school and I thought your surname would be most suitable.
Trabelsi *Loads of food down his throat* "Twabelwlsi"

Friend of Trabelsi: You fat little cunt.

by DarkXPShadow November 14, 2017

taaseen roast

Something that a guy named taaseen would say, using really bad roasts which are even funny or makes sense

He's also a fat cunt.

Guy 1: "You really upset me about what you said about my dog, why would you say that taaseen

Taaseen: "Your dad upset you about your dog with his dick, because he's gay"

Chins start to jiggle as Taaseen laughs at his own joke.

5 seconds later

Guy 1: "Alright?"

Guy 2: "That was a classic taaseen roast right there"

by DarkXPShadow May 22, 2018

Demasturbate

To demasturbate, you must quickly let go of your dick before ejaculation, this will slowly flatten the erection and make it difficult to use your bladder.

Guy 1: Dude did you demasturbate about that girl.
Guy 2: Yea, it took me centuries for my piss to let loose.

Guy 3: What the fuck man?

by DarkXPShadow May 11, 2017

Pourjam

An uncommon surname, it is described as someone who doesn't know anything about computers.

Student: You seen that new IT teacher?
Student 2: Yea, she's such a Pourjam

by DarkXPShadow May 11, 2017

taaseen

The definition of the word "taaseen" is a name used for someone who wants to talk to friends online but gets denied, and in a result, starts begging, still getting denied again, this usually happens anywhere e.g. online playing videos, at school talking.

Friend of taaseen: Hey Taaseen
Taaseen: Hey man wanna play a video game?
Friend of taaseen: Sorry man, had a rough day, my dog died.
Taaseen: Please man I really want to play with you.

The friend runs away crying.

by DarkXPShadow July 9, 2017