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demster by getmerkedx November 11, 2020
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deemster
Dimethyltryptamine (DMT) is a powerful, visual psychedelic which produces short-acting effects when smoked. It is used orally in combination with an MAOI, as in ayahuasca brews. It is naturally produced in the human brain and by many plants
after smokin deemsters and listenin to iggy pop under a waterfall i woke up in the back of a cop car with my dick lookin redder than a lobster
deemster by Nigel Petersen November 20, 2007
Lady Demeter
‘I love you
This is true,
But baby,
I know you don't feel as I do’ (as I do)
The one that I let slip away instead of following her to her destination no matter what!! My only regret 😔 (she knows this is dedicated to her........my true Lady Demeter.........never forget you) xx
This is true,
But baby,
I know you don't feel as I do’ (as I do)
The one that I let slip away instead of following her to her destination no matter what!! My only regret 😔 (she knows this is dedicated to her........my true Lady Demeter.........never forget you) xx
Lady Demeter by Iwannariot October 22, 2019
Destery Moore
An amazing guy who makes Youtube videos. He is from the channel 'desandnate' but eventually made a personal channel, 'CapnDesDes.' He's so attractive and hilarious, that all his female fans just want to have sex with him. Clearly one of the BEST YouTubers ever.
GIRL 1: "Did you see Destery Moore's new video?"
GIRL 2: "Yeah, it was called "Destery Gets a Blowjob from a Dolphin"
GIRL 1: "Man, that guy's a riot..."
GIRL 2: "I know. I don't understand what it is, but for some reason I just really want to have sex with him"
GIRL 2: "Yeah, it was called "Destery Gets a Blowjob from a Dolphin"
GIRL 1: "Man, that guy's a riot..."
GIRL 2: "I know. I don't understand what it is, but for some reason I just really want to have sex with him"
Destery Moore by OneOfHisFemaleFans September 18, 2010
deemsters
dimethyltryptamine made from an acid base extraction of mimosa hostilis root bark normally , salted with hydrochloric acid and freebased with sodium hydroxide with a layer of a non polar solvent to pull the freebase then the solvent removed and evaporated and freeze precipitated and filtered through a buchner funnel under vacuum
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