Usually takes place when your partner rejects you for sex. The rejected person waits until their partner is on the middle of a massive shit. At just the point when your partners legs
go numb from being on the toilet so
long you break in and
force yourself on them. Generally your partners legs are so numb they can not close them. The utter shock of you busting in has also rendered their arms
useless. This is a sneak attack so you must climax quickly before your partner realizes what is happening. It should as also be noted that the longer you take, the more likely you are to get covered in pooh.