dedoid

A spasticated child that cannot spell their name correctly.

Luke plumb is a dedoid.

by Bob Jim August 19, 2016

dedoid

A retarded midget who gets banged in the cupboard by his Pe teacher

You just got dedoid

by Leno April 30, 2016

dedoid

A proper spastic. Usually has distinguishable features e.g. large forehead, shit haircut, small hands, freckles

Look at that dedoid wandering about in the street!

Look at the size of that guy's forehead! He's a proper dedoid

by Elite_Sloan November 8, 2016

dedoid

Dedoid is the little royal baby of Scunthorpe.
He is a complete legend in the bedroom department and will most likely be the man to steal your virginity. Play safe.

Dedoid was so great last night, he sung the whole of pillow talk whilst we had sex.

by CheekyCornishMan June 14, 2016

dedoid

An annoying little lad who pisses you off 24/7 but can be good sometimes. He has really cool gold chains and rings but otherwise hes a complete mong

David Pontey more like Dedoid Pontey

by Pro Accurate Definer Guy March 22, 2017

dedoid

The sound Ellie (A mythical white creature) makes when getting spanked with a carrot

*guys spanks Ellie with a carrot* DEDOID! YAAAAAAHHH!

by KevnlikesM1necraft_1 October 7, 2016

Dedoid

The origin of the word dedoid comes from the word Dilwyn in the English langauge. The definition of the word is roughly known to be the most horrible, greasy, cunty, arse-licking, smelly little shit alive.

Person 1: Wow you fucking dedoid
Person 2: Shut up you wet dwindledoid looking motherfucker

by Dedoidus Maximus June 21, 2016