Dedouche

The way in which douches deduce info and come to decisions. For example they must dedouche whether or not to spike a girls drink, join a fraternity, spike their hair, or wear a extra small shirt as an adult male.

He has the dumb look on his face because he can't dedouche which Nickelback cd to buy.

by CODIKITTENS May 27, 2010

Dedouche

To logically conclude someone is a douche.

Mary: Have you met Brad?
Kim: Yep, total tool.
Mary: Agreed. Glad we dedouched that.

by Jjiggawhat May 24, 2014

Dedouche

Someone of french origin who is, without any hint of a doubt, a douche.

"Look at that frenchy fag. What a douch."

"Yeah, man, He's Dedouche."

by Dr. A.E.FuckHer. January 12, 2011

tour de douche

"A peloton of weekend warrior d-bags clogging up the roadways decked out in full cycling regalia, led by a yellow jersey'd supreme douche extraordinaire."

I was late to work because I got stuck behind the tour de douche.

by Zephyr007 October 14, 2015

Bonnet de douche

French and impressive as thought by Del Boy from British television sitcom "Only Fools and Horses".

Direct French translation is Shower Cap.
Direct Spanish translation is Gorro de ducha

When you feel like sharing with others something you really like, you say "Bonnet de douche"

El Zorro: Hey BigBawski did you see that MILF that just went by?

BigBawski: Indeed! Bonnet de douche!

by The Legend of Zorro February 1, 2009

debouchery

Excessive indulgence in douchiness;

excessive indulgence in brainless activity, arrogance and/or obnoxiousness

The PM team's debouchery was unbelievable; complete mindless, unproductive, useless conversation.

by Word Law July 23, 2014

Jean Dedouchebag

Being a cock juggling thunder cunt like the manager of Taco Bell/KFC. A typical Jean Dedouchebag contradicts himself and plays favorites. He also flirts with anything with 2 tits and a vagina. Biggest prick in the universe.

Yo bro your girlfriend was slobbing on my knob last night

Your such a Jean Dedouchebag

by doug frizzle October 17, 2008