1Head's definitions

age-lol

When you forget how long you've been out of school and people treat you like an adult, when you still see yourself as an 11 year old.

Hello Sir, how can I help you?
What did you just call me?

These kids treating me with some mad respect, what an age-lol.

by 1Head November 3, 2018

Russia Russia Russia

The three words said by a Democrat when something they don't like happens or when someone needs to blamed for something..

Jen Psaki: The biden laptop is a Russian hoax.
The Russians interfered in the election.
Russian hackers.
NATO was just minding its own business. Russia declared war on Ukraine.

Donald Trump: That's all it is with you people. Russia this. Russia that. It's just Russia Russia Russia.

by 1Head April 28, 2022

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 29, 2021

Skyrimitis

When you've been playing a game from dawn til dusk for the past week and have to go down to the shops for food and forget how to interact with real people.

How will you be paying for that sir?

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That guy got skyrimitis or something, he thinks im an NPC

by 1Head November 3, 2018

Crawler

A name change for the Rake when it got ousted as being made-up in the labs of 4Chan. Blamed for disappearances in National Parks. Crawlers and Rakes gain their credibility from real sightings made up of deer, dogs, large water fowls knocking over belongings while making screeching noises, racoons looking through peoples windows, and mangey black bears at night in the woods of USA, seeing patterns in things that aren't really what they look like, murder cover ups, and wolves or people taking children. In the sense that crawlers crawl, the description of 'crawler' is accurate.

I saw a Crawler 5 years ago. At least now I think I did since I saw a picture of it on the internet that was definitely not from a photoshop competition and turned into a trail cam image, even though at the time I thought it was probably just a deer. Yes I what I saw definitely was a Crawler. I have put a salt circle around my house and anointed my bedroom with holy water and every night shake in my bed under the covers until morning. I have garlic coated silver pellets loaded into my shotgun just in case.

by 1Head April 28, 2022

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.

by 1Head January 29, 2021

clip it and ship it

To clip the stream of a new finding in a video game and share it so that others may experiment with it in their own gameplay.
Commonly used in speedrunning, where the finding is a glitch or other action to be used in a speedrun.

*Speedrunner finds/performs huge but nigh-impossible glitch*
viewer1: looks good
viewer2: clip it and ship it

by 1Head May 8, 2019