1Head's definitions
Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
by 1Head January 29, 2021
Get the band-aid medicinemug. by 1Head June 2, 2019
Get the Stitchesmug. by 1Head April 23, 2017
Get the air employeemug. by 1Head May 14, 2019
Get the home and hosedmug. Someone who asks questions that are at a whole different level of understanding than the rest of the audience.
Sandy: Why does 1 + 1 = 2 Mr Teacher?
John: When did you decide you were going to teach 6 year olds what could barely pass as arithmetic instead of following your dreams of becoming an astronaut Mr teacher?
Mike: *nudging tony* John asking the big questions
*Tony nods in agreement*
John: When did you decide you were going to teach 6 year olds what could barely pass as arithmetic instead of following your dreams of becoming an astronaut Mr teacher?
Mike: *nudging tony* John asking the big questions
*Tony nods in agreement*
by 1Head April 22, 2019
Get the asking the big questionsmug. Spelt without the dash. Australian slang
1. a party or gathering usually where drinking is involved
2. a semi sarcastic response, describing an activity, perhaps fun but ultimately pointless, a fuck around, a waste of time, or someone who is a joker who has done something humorous foolish, not necessarily with a negative connation
3. describing a non-peer such as a parent, teacher or boss who is fun and lighthearted and can take a joke and makes jokes themselves even though they are in a position where they are usually expected to be strict or serious
1. a party or gathering usually where drinking is involved
2. a semi sarcastic response, describing an activity, perhaps fun but ultimately pointless, a fuck around, a waste of time, or someone who is a joker who has done something humorous foolish, not necessarily with a negative connation
3. describing a non-peer such as a parent, teacher or boss who is fun and lighthearted and can take a joke and makes jokes themselves even though they are in a position where they are usually expected to be strict or serious
1. G Up tonight at John's
2.
How was the meeting?
It was a G Up. No-one came and we ended up just drawing shit on the white board and leaving.
Missy drank herself blind last night.
G-Up
The assignment is due next week and the teacher hasn't even told us what it is
Such a G Up
John kicked the ball over the fence again.
What a G Up.
3. Miss J is a G Up
John's mum is a G Up
2.
How was the meeting?
It was a G Up. No-one came and we ended up just drawing shit on the white board and leaving.
Missy drank herself blind last night.
G-Up
The assignment is due next week and the teacher hasn't even told us what it is
Such a G Up
John kicked the ball over the fence again.
What a G Up.
3. Miss J is a G Up
John's mum is a G Up
by 1Head July 16, 2022
Get the G-Upmug. Someone who behaves like they are an authority on medicine and have no medical background or training whatsoever.
Person 1: Gee Jan was telling me not to eat eggs again because it will give me high cholesterol. Should I really take her advice?
Person 2: Don't listen to Jan she's just an armchair doctor. She has a degree in Liberal Arts.
Person 2: Don't listen to Jan she's just an armchair doctor. She has a degree in Liberal Arts.
by 1Head August 7, 2021
Get the armchair doctormug.