1Head's definitions

mobile game

Often used to describe non-mobile games that have similarities with actual mobile games (such as Clash of Clans, Farmville etc) such as pay-to-win, loot-boxes, timers, large or over-simplified user-interfaces, trade gameplay for accessibility or have just otherwise sold-out to make the most possible money with the least amount of effort.

I logged into World of Warcraft yesterday to play Shadowlands, it is basically a mobile game now.
Yeah RuneScape is a mobile game now too, I'm going to play Old School RuneScape instead.

by 1Head April 17, 2020

home and hosed

you made it. finished.

10 more mins boys and we're home and hosed.

by 1Head May 14, 2019

ya'll

Contraction of 'you all' in some cases 'all you'. Used to refer to 2 or more people.

Ya'll motherfuckers need jesus.

by 1Head June 11, 2019

air employee

Someone who gets paid to stand around. They have little to no effect on the company's operations.

"What is your role at the company?"
"Mostly nothing."
"Air employee, noice."

by 1Head April 23, 2017

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 29, 2021

Crawler

A name change for the Rake when it got ousted as being made-up in the labs of 4Chan. Blamed for disappearances in National Parks. Crawlers and Rakes gain their credibility from real sightings made up of deer, dogs, large water fowls knocking over belongings while making screeching noises, racoons looking through peoples windows, and mangey black bears at night in the woods of USA, seeing patterns in things that aren't really what they look like, murder cover ups, and wolves or people taking children. In the sense that crawlers crawl, the description of 'crawler' is accurate.

I saw a Crawler 5 years ago. At least now I think I did since I saw a picture of it on the internet that was definitely not from a photoshop competition and turned into a trail cam image, even though at the time I thought it was probably just a deer. Yes I what I saw definitely was a Crawler. I have put a salt circle around my house and anointed my bedroom with holy water and every night shake in my bed under the covers until morning. I have garlic coated silver pellets loaded into my shotgun just in case.

by 1Head April 28, 2022

Skyrimitis

When you've been playing a game from dawn til dusk for the past week and have to go down to the shops for food and forget how to interact with real people.

How will you be paying for that sir?

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That guy got skyrimitis or something, he thinks im an NPC

by 1Head November 3, 2018