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band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.
Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
by 1Head January 29, 2021
mugGet the band-aid medicinemug.

Stitches

If you injected a pineapple with steroids and sprinkle coke on it and it became a person.
Stitches gonna put a brick in yo face.
by 1Head June 2, 2019
mugGet the Stitchesmug.

air employee

Someone who gets paid to stand around. They have little to no effect on the company's operations.
"What is your role at the company?"
"Mostly nothing."
"Air employee, noice."
by 1Head April 23, 2017
mugGet the air employeemug.

home and hosed

10 more mins boys and we're home and hosed.
by 1Head May 14, 2019
mugGet the home and hosedmug.

asking the big questions

Someone who asks questions that are at a whole different level of understanding than the rest of the audience.
Sandy: Why does 1 + 1 = 2 Mr Teacher?
John: When did you decide you were going to teach 6 year olds what could barely pass as arithmetic instead of following your dreams of becoming an astronaut Mr teacher?
Mike: *nudging tony* John asking the big questions
*Tony nods in agreement*
by 1Head April 22, 2019
mugGet the asking the big questionsmug.

G-Up

Spelt without the dash. Australian slang
1. a party or gathering usually where drinking is involved
2. a semi sarcastic response, describing an activity, perhaps fun but ultimately pointless, a fuck around, a waste of time, or someone who is a joker who has done something humorous foolish, not necessarily with a negative connation
3. describing a non-peer such as a parent, teacher or boss who is fun and lighthearted and can take a joke and makes jokes themselves even though they are in a position where they are usually expected to be strict or serious
1. G Up tonight at John's

2.
How was the meeting?
It was a G Up. No-one came and we ended up just drawing shit on the white board and leaving.

Missy drank herself blind last night.
G-Up

The assignment is due next week and the teacher hasn't even told us what it is
Such a G Up

John kicked the ball over the fence again.
What a G Up.

3. Miss J is a G Up
John's mum is a G Up
by 1Head July 16, 2022
mugGet the G-Upmug.

armchair doctor

Someone who behaves like they are an authority on medicine and have no medical background or training whatsoever.
Person 1: Gee Jan was telling me not to eat eggs again because it will give me high cholesterol. Should I really take her advice?

Person 2: Don't listen to Jan she's just an armchair doctor. She has a degree in Liberal Arts.
by 1Head August 7, 2021
mugGet the armchair doctormug.

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