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pate

That weird brown paste that you get when you order a spread of dips and smells like it has fish in it.
What's this?
Pate.
I think I will just eat the carrot.
by 1Head June 3, 2019
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band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.
Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
by 1Head January 29, 2021
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Russia Russia Russia

The three words said by a Democrat when something they don't like happens or when someone needs to blamed for something..
Jen Psaki: The biden laptop is a Russian hoax.
The Russians interfered in the election.
Russian hackers.
NATO was just minding its own business. Russia declared war on Ukraine.

Donald Trump: That's all it is with you people. Russia this. Russia that. It's just Russia Russia Russia.
by 1Head April 28, 2022
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G-Up

Spelt without the dash. Australian slang
1. a party or gathering usually where drinking is involved
2. a semi sarcastic response, describing an activity, perhaps fun but ultimately pointless, a fuck around, a waste of time, or someone who is a joker who has done something humorous foolish, not necessarily with a negative connation
3. describing a non-peer such as a parent, teacher or boss who is fun and lighthearted and can take a joke and makes jokes themselves even though they are in a position where they are usually expected to be strict or serious
1. G Up tonight at John's

2.
How was the meeting?
It was a G Up. No-one came and we ended up just drawing shit on the white board and leaving.

Missy drank herself blind last night.
G-Up

The assignment is due next week and the teacher hasn't even told us what it is
Such a G Up

John kicked the ball over the fence again.
What a G Up.

3. Miss J is a G Up
John's mum is a G Up
by 1Head July 16, 2022
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Recommended

Random videos from 5 years ago that pop up in your YouTube feed.
Why is this in my recommended?
by 1Head June 1, 2019
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asking the big questions

Someone who asks questions that are at a whole different level of understanding than the rest of the audience.
Sandy: Why does 1 + 1 = 2 Mr Teacher?
John: When did you decide you were going to teach 6 year olds what could barely pass as arithmetic instead of following your dreams of becoming an astronaut Mr teacher?
Mike: *nudging tony* John asking the big questions
*Tony nods in agreement*
by 1Head April 22, 2019
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air employee

Someone who gets paid to stand around. They have little to no effect on the company's operations.
"What is your role at the company?"
"Mostly nothing."
"Air employee, noice."
by 1Head April 23, 2017
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