defensce 

A word for weird people who can't spell purpose or defense/defence (i think thats wrong).

It is a very sophisticated (world) way of saying defense/defence.
It is used to describe how awesome Aidan is.
Also used to describe pineapples spewing out.

DJ: How do you spell defense/defence?? Is it defense, or defence?
AZZ: idk just spell it as defensce im sure the teacher wont notice
DJ: aight thx also have you seen my defensceness
AZZ: wut?
DJ: *spews out pineapples
AZZ: whoaaaaa
TEACHER: Dj cOmE hErE RiGhT nOw

defensce by Rockity November 7, 2019

Israel Defense forces 

The military of the country of Israel. They consist of the ground forces, airforce, and navy. The IDF is also known as one of the most modern and elite military forces in the middle east/ mediterranean area. The IDF is unique in that it has a large amount of female service people and it has a very close relationship between the ground forces, airforce, and navy. The technologies used by the IDF are mainly American, but they do use many native weapons, like the Uzi, Tavor assault rifle, galil assault rifle, Negev light machine gun, and jericho pistol. The airforce uses both american f16s and f4s, as well as european fighters. The airforce also use the american blackhawk and huey helicopters as well as the apache longbow attack chopper.

Ground forces use many american technologies as well, such as the Humvee, m4 carbine, barret m82 .50 cal, and other small arms. However, the IDF has made use of different Israeli-made armored vehicles and the merkava tank, internationally recognized as one of the most formidable and modern tanks on earth.

Israel has been a close ally of the US for years, due to their constant economic trade and America's military supply of the IDF. The IDF's current enemies of greatest threat are the terrorist group Hezbollah, the paramilitary group of gaza called Hamas, and many believe Iran as well due to their military aid of these terrorist factions.

The Israel defense forces are relatively small, but they are damn dangerous.

Israel Defense forces by Sammy22 July 31, 2011

Shaggy Defense 

When someone is caught committing a crime (mainly one sexual in nature, but can refer to all crimes), with overwhelming evidence to prove they did it; in their defense, the culprit denies that they were the one caught doing the crime.

Derived from the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me", which describes a man being caught having sex with another woman by his wife, and subsequently denying that it was him she actually saw.

When caught on video having sex with a 14 year old girl, R. Kelly employed the Shaggy Defense; he just denied that he was the one in the video.

Shaggy Defense by runfromcheney May 20, 2010

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. by Siriusexclu October 27, 2020

The Asuka Defense 

When someone evades an accusation by just saying they didn’t do it and it works.

“She has no real alibi, she’s just throwing out The Asuka Defense.”

The Asuka Defense by Jester45 February 24, 2021

Team Defense Fort Two 

Team defense fort two is the ultimate video activated game experience for the best video gameing interwebsite, mater cum. it is curate by volvo gameso and is funey. you have emots like russain dance, ahwaii dance, america disco, and paper paper scisrock. you can also play as nicolas cage but hes not nicoal cagg.* You hav e the hats and then you giot the boom boom pow stick like, guns, explosive, and fire. and there hats**. stay cool and always rememboar

I am being held hostage in a cellar in vermont pls help.

me; favorite gaem
friends: wot m8 you fucking *falls asleep*

me: a dammit buggin wanker face poopoo head

Team Defense Fort twoo

Team Defense Fort Two by someone trapped in Vermont May 30, 2019

the cartoon defense 

The defense of an action because it occurred in a cartoon.
Nothing is a serious issue if it previously was featured in a cartoon, in that case the action is clearly meant to be all fun and games, and if you disagree you suck.

I wasn't harassing and stalking that woman, Pepe le Pew does it all the time.
Classic use of the Cartoon Defense.

the cartoon defense by James Dracon February 7, 2013