To Decrustify oneself. To brush your hair, fix your makeup, change your clothes, use the bathroom, make oneself more comfortable with his or her appearance. To remove "crust" from oneself and to make oneself presentable.
Hey want to go to the mall?
Sure, lemme just decrustify real quick.
v. To remove clutter; to clean; to cause an area or container to contain fewer unnecessary objects or to contain them in a more aesthetically pleasing fashion.
"Could you sort through some of these papers for me? I'm trying to dejunkify these folders."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.