Decrustify

To Decrustify oneself. To brush your hair, fix your makeup, change your clothes, use the bathroom, make oneself more comfortable with his or her appearance. To remove "crust" from oneself and to make oneself presentable.

Hey want to go to the mall?
Sure, lemme just decrustify real quick.

For sure.

Hey, Leslie's comin' over!
Oh, shoot, lemme decrustify real quick!
Good, you're hella crusty rn.

Decrustify by GPBOWE April 5, 2016

decuntify 

1.ridding yourself of the cunt-ish behavior around you by leaving the area/person; 2.realizing you may be acting cunty and chilling yourself out.

i finally decided to decuntify myself and drop that bitch nikki.

decuntify by blytherina August 25, 2008

decrunkify 

The attempt to stop listening to crunk music. Sometimes the attempt fails in which case the victim to crunk music must try again.

Sarah listens to way too much Lil' Jon. She really needs to decrunkify.

decrunkify by Crunkmaster June 11, 2006

desgustify 

(v.) To clean oneself or ones surroundings. Often used when the job is particularly dirty.

Hey man, I gotta go desgustify my place before Allison comes over or she'll realize what a pathetic waste of life I really am.

I mean yeah, I'd go out with her again if she'd only desgustify that mouth of hers...her breath smells like tuna noodle casserole.

desgustify by dig this word March 24, 2011

decrumbify 

To remove crumbs.

I need to decrumbify the bed to get rid of any crumbs

decrumbify by FrankFrost March 11, 2023

decrumify 

To remove crumbs off the bed after midnight munchies

Babe you shouldn’t eat on the bed look at the crumbs now I’m going to have to decrumify the bed

decrumify by Only1codi October 9, 2018

decutify 

Decutify, when you get home from school, immediately put up your hair, take off your makeup, and put on sweat pants. You were cute, 5 minutes ago.

I'm going to go decutify myself as soon as I get home.

decutify by Emhal January 25, 2016