decrumbify

To remove crumbs.

I need to decrumbify the bed to get rid of any crumbs

by FrankFrost March 11, 2023

detrumpify

A practice now widely used to detoxify oneself from the potentially poisonous energy of this repugnant human repository of hate speech.

Many have created a personal ritual to effectively detrumpify themselves so they can proceed with some optimism and joy.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2018

Decrustify

To Decrustify oneself. To brush your hair, fix your makeup, change your clothes, use the bathroom, make oneself more comfortable with his or her appearance. To remove "crust" from oneself and to make oneself presentable.

Hey want to go to the mall?
Sure, lemme just decrustify real quick.

For sure.

Hey, Leslie's comin' over!
Oh, shoot, lemme decrustify real quick!
Good, you're hella crusty rn.

by GPBOWE April 5, 2016

decrunkify

The attempt to stop listening to crunk music. Sometimes the attempt fails in which case the victim to crunk music must try again.

Sarah listens to way too much Lil' Jon. She really needs to decrunkify.

by Crunkmaster June 11, 2006

decrumify

To remove crumbs off the bed after midnight munchies

Babe you shouldn’t eat on the bed look at the crumbs now I’m going to have to decrumify the bed

by Only1codi October 9, 2018