decrumify 

To remove crumbs off the bed after midnight munchies

Babe you shouldn’t eat on the bed look at the crumbs now I’m going to have to decrumify the bed

decrumify by Only1codi October 9, 2018

detrumpify 

A practice now widely used to detoxify oneself from the potentially poisonous energy of this repugnant human repository of hate speech.

Many have created a personal ritual to effectively detrumpify themselves so they can proceed with some optimism and joy.

detrumpify by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2018

decrapify 

to remove crap or unnecessary items from something i.e. pre-installed software on a new computer

I spent half my weekend trying to decrapify my brand new PC!

decrapify by JTH213 December 28, 2007

Decrustify

To Decrustify oneself. To brush your hair, fix your makeup, change your clothes, use the bathroom, make oneself more comfortable with his or her appearance. To remove "crust" from oneself and to make oneself presentable.

Hey want to go to the mall?
Sure, lemme just decrustify real quick.

For sure.

Hey, Leslie's comin' over!
Oh, shoot, lemme decrustify real quick!
Good, you're hella crusty rn.

Decrustify by GPBOWE April 5, 2016

decrepify 

To somehow make an object, idea, or person decrepit.

Using flash photography will decrepify the artwork.

decrepify by Terrence E. Newberry March 29, 2005

decrunkify 

The attempt to stop listening to crunk music. Sometimes the attempt fails in which case the victim to crunk music must try again.

Sarah listens to way too much Lil' Jon. She really needs to decrunkify.

decrunkify by Crunkmaster June 11, 2006

decrumbify 

To remove crumbs.

I need to decrumbify the bed to get rid of any crumbs

decrumbify by FrankFrost March 11, 2023