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deflate me daddy 

A phrase often used to sound like you are asking someone to do something kinky to you.More common than not,it is said to celebrities.Althought it sounds like a want to fufil a strange sexual urge it is not.If you wish to creep some out this the sentence to use.

I Do Declare 

Generally an exclamatory phrase which asserts/affirms the truth of a previous or forthcoming statement. Often associated with the vernacular of the American south.
Well I do declare! My man done ate fifteen hot dogs in under a minute!

Hey! Isn't that Old Bill Mcsmithers? I do declare!
I Do Declare by red5xx July 17, 2010

Declare a moratorium 

When a fad or affectation has outlived its coolness, one can declare a moratorium on it. It's a polite way to express one's rage at seeing something silly continue in perpetuity.
1. White chicks with dreadlocks; I'm declaring a moratorium on that.
2. I'm declaring a moratorium on the faux-hawk. It's been co-opted by too many frat boys.
3. I believe it's time to declare a moratorium on the fart app for iPhone.
The inheritage of a large sex appeal commonly passed down through ancestors of a declase family member
God blessed that girl/guy must be a declase

Decleater 

To knock someone off their cleats on to their ass in a sporting event. Such as Football.
Steven the Linebacker ended the game with a record high 15 decleaters in one game.
Decleater by BDP Big Daddy Patrick December 22, 2008

Deflated beaver 

When you get your ladies beaver all hot and horny and then you stick in your 1 inch cock - she realizes what a disappointment and therefore her beaver becomes deflated
I gave my girlfriend my massive 1 inch cock which led to a deflated beaver