Dazlle is the best person you'll ever meet in this world. They're one of a kind, as I mean one of a kind is their everything. They're so helpful, caring, understands people and more! So, girls, you can tell the fuck out of your sad stories or problems because a Dazlle is a helper for it. They can be a good singer too though, and smart. And a Dazlle doesn't even care what people think about himself, or if it's his friends the one has been through that shitty stuff, a Dazlle will comfort them.
Friend: Damn you're so lucky to have a Dazlle to comfort you when you're feeling down.
Best Friend: Yea I am very lucky.
Best Friend: Yea I am very lucky.
by dazlle's friend :)))))) April 22, 2018
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Get the kazzle dazzle mug.A vicious and psychotic pimp. However, he is brilliant. Those things done after his particularly odd school of pimping are referred to as Dazzlean activities. One should not do any of them.
Tom: Dazzle Razzle is insane.
Jerry: No, he is just the Jacques Lacan of pimps
Tom: More like the messiah for psychotic pimps
Jeyy: Okay, I'll concede ground on that point
Jerry: No, he is just the Jacques Lacan of pimps
Tom: More like the messiah for psychotic pimps
Jeyy: Okay, I'll concede ground on that point
by KandyKoatedLips December 29, 2015
Get the Dazzle Razzle mug.The act of exposing one's penis at a party or event (preferably a large one (referring to the penis or the event or both)) and shooting jizz EVERYWHERE. Thus spraying and dazzling everyone at the event or party.
The following is Jake's account of a sprazzle dazzle:
Jake: This party really blows.
Timothy: Very true. Here, imma try to save it. (Hops on stage and whips it out.)
Jake: ...the fuck??? OH! AHH!
(A cannon shot is heard and jizz flies everywhere)
Audience: AHH! EEWW! OHHH! (Moans and groans)
Jake: Well that's the end of this suit...
Random girl: That was dazzling!
Jake: This party really blows.
Timothy: Very true. Here, imma try to save it. (Hops on stage and whips it out.)
Jake: ...the fuck??? OH! AHH!
(A cannon shot is heard and jizz flies everywhere)
Audience: AHH! EEWW! OHHH! (Moans and groans)
Jake: Well that's the end of this suit...
Random girl: That was dazzling!
by Sex Monkey Tree October 12, 2009
Get the Sprazzle Dazzle mug.Placing ones pubes into someone's phone cover so they stick out and tickle their face when they answer their phone.
I totally pube dazzled Jenn's phone last night after she wouldn't let me feltch her. She didn't know what a pube dazzle was and I said, "but you know what feltching is?"
by pubetastic July 13, 2009
Get the pube dazzle mug.going to a party getting extremly wasted and then unwittingly finding yourself on youtube the next day after having made a complete arse of yourself.
yeh i went to a great dizzle dazzle party snazzle last night except firstly i went to the wrong house sat in the wrong garden got drunk in the garden nearly got beaten up by the home owner then found correct house got high on drugs and got secretly captured on cam talking crap and put on you tube yeh great party though man.
by addynmaddy June 22, 2009
Get the dizzle dazzle party snazzle mug.To give one the ol' razzle dazzle you must hit them with a little bit of this and a little bit of that. It is most commonly used by males as a gesture to females to attract them or make them feel satisfied. The ol' razzle dazzle can also be used on fellow males to get them discombobulated and susceptible to confusion.
If she say "stop" then stop. If she say "uuhh sshhhhttoooooiiioopp" then you better hit her with the OL' RAZZLE DAZZLE.
by Gianni James July 20, 2017
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