david it 

david it |DEY-vid it| verb, david'd, daviding, david
-verb (used with subject)
1. The process in which one floors a manual car before, during, or after a stop for no apparent reason; knowingly that people are observant of his actions and that there is a stop straight ahead, and is driving with 0% efficiency by obtaining poor miles per gallon.
2. When one drives a 99' Honda Civic EX and plays loud techo/trance music for no apparent reason with windows rolled all the way down; trying to look cool in front of ones friends, but in actuality, one is embarrassing not only himself, but those who are also present in the same vehicle.
3. To drive the entire day and nothing else because everything else is requires too much effort; a taxi driver; a loner; a basement liver; selfish being; meaningless being; anti-social; a pushover; a failure in life; a leecher; unreliable.
4. Trying to bamboozle ones money to buy ANYTHING (sweets in particular; for example, MOCHI, a Japanese delight), but fails miserably.

1. David, stop daviding it, there is a stop sign right there correct? Why are you using my car and flooring it like it's yours and wasting my gas?
2. You do realize that you just david'd us right? Because the car that just past by was laughing at us because of your loud ridiculous music that none of us likes besides you.
3. Person A: So what are you doing today?
Person B: I'm feeling a bit down, I guess I'll just david it today...
Person A: Alright bro, call me when you're ready to ACTUALLY do something.
4. Person 1: Can you BUY a box of mochi for me?
Person 2: Are you going to pay me back?
Person 1: ehh…
Person 2: Then no, don't david me, I'm not buying it for your broke ass.

david it by sensei MOCHI July 3, 2007

David Lau it 

the Phrase "david lau it" is a synonym for the verb "to allow".
the accusative form: Lau it. David lau on its own is a noun.

"hey guys do you want to beat up the ecm and steal their boards?"
"No too risky, David Lau it"

or

"can i have some gum?"
"david lau it"

David Lau it by BarePork January 20, 2013

David-Greying It 

~David Grey is a musical artist that seemingly floats through the lyrics of his own songs.

~Making him a verb allows one to sing along with a song without actually knowing the words, in turn making it sound like you actually know the words.

"Hey dude, 'It's The End of the World As We Know It.' by REM is on. Are you going to sing all of the words?"
"Nah man, I'll just be David-Greying It a little."

David-Greying It by Clarr January 6, 2009

Save it for David

A urban way of saying a person or persons is telling a bold face lie.

The Wife said " but I love you," the Husband replied, how you love me but telling another man I'm you're ex-husband,? "Save it for David."

Save it for David by Jaye_$upreme July 25, 2017

straight Davin' it 

Anything pertaining to or comprised of "chock full of nuts".

"Roberts what is your deck made out of?"

"Compressed 1978 chock full of nuts 4th brew"

"Damn you sure are straight Davin' it!"

straight Davin' it by Liketha Gaydeer October 9, 2005

Davin' it 

Doing things the hard way just to prove something.

He wrote all the code himself. No API, nothing, he was totally Davin' it.

Davin' it by cymuff September 1, 2017

ITW David Speer 

1. A high school where each year they take in large amounts of hopeless kids who all either failed their selective enrollment test or didn't bother taking it. They're forced to cope with teachers trying to be in their business.

2. A building that is at least new, but filled with ignorant, pot-head, slutty, egotistical, bitches who all think they'll make it big in this world by doing nothing.

3. A school where the students can only express themselves by the types of socks they fucking wear. Where we don't even have our own privacy. Like we can't even take a shit alone. A school where your only cool if you pass the fitness exam. And where teachers can curse at students.

Maria: What school you go to?
Josh: ITW David Speer

Maria: I’ll pray for you

ITW David Speer by Wack g November 18, 2018