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A type of mob that spawns mostly in computer classes or the electronics departments of local superstores. Spawns have a 2.3558485% chance of being leet as fuck. Has extremely high HP due to massive size but moves very slow.

Has two main attacks:
punch: a lvl 3 move that can be reflected for 4389% damage to the darst by cloth armor; rarely used because of the massive amount of energy needed to lift their fucking fat ass arms.
booger smear: the darst sticks his fat finger up his nose and then smears the retrieved booger all over an object; the object sustains 8904 nature dps and upon death respawns as a mini darst.

Resistances:
+43 to verbal assault
-340 to compwn
-500 to any attack from behind as he is too god damn fat to turn around

Drops:
Shitty ass black jacket 100%
Pile of shit 100%
Dank ass smell 100%
Random magic: the gathering card 59%
Gameboy advance sp 34%
Psp 2%
Mage: dude lemme go tank that darst
Warrior: k im gonna go jack off then
darst by Bobby Moses October 5, 2007
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Colton Darst 

Colton Joshua Darst, my very dear friend who has recently passed away. A wonderful person who will be dearly missed. A true friend.
Colton Darst was a wonderful friend, and person in general. His name means cool and although he was he was very sweet.
Colton Darst by R.I.P November 26, 2006
Related Words
Darsh usually used as a male name. Its source is a Sanskrit expression meaning "Moonlight".
Moonlight
Darsh = Lord Krishna
Darshak = spectator
Darshan = vision
Darsh by Meera Jasmin July 7, 2009

darktail47 

A legendary rapper who likes feet and white girls
Did DarkTail47 take your mom ? Yeah bro he did
darktail47 by Yessirski47 October 10, 2020

Darktown strutter

Noun: A member of the negroid race; Afro-American; one of our dusky-hued brothers or sisters; Wooly-haired type; Boot-lipped mammy-jammer; Jungle-bunny; Picaninny; Mau-Mau; Spear-chucker; Jigga-boo; White Man's Burden; Shine; Darkie; Spade; Coon; Nigger, et cetera.
Anthropologist #1:"What is that coming out of the Welfare Office and getting into that Lincoln Town Car?"
Anthropologist #2:"Why, that would be a Darktown strutter."
The most beautiful, amazing chick you will EVER meet. She is the Queen of Angels. Her personality is truly her own. She alone will be the best thing in your life. Beware because she can also break your heart but in the end it will be worth it because she is truly a very special person.
"She is a Goddess!!"
"Of course she is, that's Daritza!"
Attractive and having a gentlemen personality. Smells good. And a committed person.
Darshan is the coolest guy.
darshan by d.raver March 14, 2015