sp

(Sexual) service provider; courtesan; prostitute

The Canadian Escort Review Board has a SP-only section to warn each other of bad johns.

by Crassius April 12, 2009

sp

'Suppressive Person' as coined by self-proclaimed Scientologist, Tom Cruise in the ever increasingly popular interview seen on youtube where he can not control his laughter and brags about stopping to help people who are in accidents along the highway.

"They said: 'so, like... have you met an SP?'" <cackling laughs> "And I looked at them and...You know..."
"And I thought how what a beautiful thing because maybe one day it will be like that. You know what I'm saying? Maybe one day it will be that..." <can't control his laughs> "Wow, SPs, like, they'll just read about those in the history books, you know." --Tom Cruise

by d00db0x January 17, 2008

sp

To self promote. eg, your tumblr on tumblrplug. or your qooh.me on facebook. could be used for 'self-promotion'

(on facebook)
Leah - CHECK OUT MY QOOH.ME, i answer everything! go on!!! - qooh.me/l50
Pat - Bitch, stop with the sp it's clogging up my news feed..
------ 10 MINS LATER -------
Leah - sorry for the sp but follow my twitter! go go go
Pat - *sighs*

by EmCasey'97 June 23, 2012

sp

An abbreviation used online by those who are too lazy to check the spelling of a word. Frequently accompanied by use of "ur" and other such marks of idiocy. Several dozen question marks may also follow.

Y r u typng (sp???????????) leik this????

by Aristophanes October 02, 2005

sp

Sp comes from:"Stupid People".

John is a sp.
All the sp won't know this.

by cld_w December 12, 2009

sp

Abbrevation of
1. South Park
2. Service Pack

Did you install sp2 to Windows XP? :)

by Visor December 08, 2003

sp

Miscreant speak for the Emu SP1200 drum machine/sampler. The SP1200 and its smaller counterpart, the SP12 are vital tools in the science of hip-hop. The SP line is famous for its gritty sample rate and its ease of programming.

Yo, that kid has mad skills on the SP.

by Tommy B. May 20, 2005