Formally 'death metal' currently true norweigan black metal formed 1986 in Kolbotn by Gylve 'Fenriz' Nagell and Ted 'Nocturno Culto' Skjellum. Darkthrone are very respected in BM circles are are seen as pivitol in the musical development of the genre, solidifing and the second generation sound. The band plays *very* misanthropic, *very* dark and 'evil' music that is often very fast paced and disturbing to most. Lyrics focus on hatred, death and 'Satan' though remaining mature and focused.

An internet text game (www.darkthrone.com) in which users waste away their lives clicking buttons and talking about clicking on buttons.

Highly addictive!

The result of furiously masturbating while sitting on your bosses chair at work...all while excreting the kind of shits only possible by mixing Pepto-Bismol and Ex-Lax

A form of black metal that demands respect because of its amazing ability to hold a fan base without doing anything original or even interesting.