darstardly 

Act of evil fiendishness, especially concerning global domination.

Penelope: Stop Dick stop...you must...
Dick: Hahahaha...nothing can stop me now...
Penelope: You are darstardly Dick...

darstardly by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

dick dastardly 

The fictional character from Wacky Races who always loses. He continuously tries to set traps for other racers which do not work. Perhaps stupidly, whenever he gets ahead in a race he attempts to set a trap for the other racers rather than keeping on going and winning outright. Has a dog minion called Muttley. Drives the Mean Machine

Ehehehehe! Now I will put this long cheesewire between these trees so that whoever gets through is sliced in half! Eheheheh! Oh no! Prof. Pat Pending is blowing it away with another crazy invention! He's blown me into the air! ARGH! MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!

dick dastardly by Jammers August 30, 2005

dastardly 

Strangely, "bastardly" is not a word, but the same meaning is served by the term "dastardly." Once a serious insult, dastardly is now almost always used sarcastically. If used seriously, the speaker is most likely a nancy boy and/or fop. It is generally used in the phrase "dastardly deed(s)."

Fundie: You are the spawn of Satan! Repent and be saved!
Goth: Yep, you know me and my dastardly deeds (laughs).

dastardly by jazzriff October 29, 2005

deez dastardly nuts 

upgraded fancy talk form of deez nuts

Person 1: A man you see that game on tv yesterday?
Person 2: You see deez dastardly nuts on your face yesterday?
Person 1: You didnt have to get all fancy....
Person 2: You didnt have to suck deez dastardly nuts!

deez dastardly nuts by Uncle Ruckus July 26, 2008

Dastardly Head

While performing nefarious oral sex, the one performing twists their pubic hair as if it was their mustache. Evil laughing is encouraged.

"While she was munching on my unkempt box, she twisted my pubes into two dreads she wore as a mustache. She called it Dastardly Head."
"You have all the luck with women."

Dastardly Head by Larry The Unstable Guy March 29, 2021

Dick Dasterdly 

meaning to become mean and evil with vicious plans of debocherie examples: someone vandalized a car they got dick dasterdly all over that car. Or when this girl gets here I'm turning into dick dasterdly and turning him loose on that shit so he can get all dick dasterdly w her. Also can be used as an alternate ego. Like a super hero side that's great at being evil. Example Hall's alter ego is dick dasterdly!

I'm about to get dick dasterdly up in this place and noone wants that.

Hi I'm Dick Dasterdly and the name says it all.

I'm really about to turn into dick dasterdly!

Dick Dasterdly by Jme2tall October 10, 2018

Dick Dastardly 

1. When someone is being mean, cruel or nasty this word can be used to describe them

2. Famous evil animated cartoon character from the wacky races cartoon series

that person is so Dick Dastardly

Dick Dastardly by Edward Aldred-Dow May 3, 2006