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darkmess 

Darkmess - not darkness but a dark mess

Darkmess - noun or adjective
After a toxic encounter with another, perhaps you feel gut sick and darkmess

After an encounter with a toxic friend, toxic lover, toxic parent, or anyone who is abusive nasty negative hurtful darkmess comes.

Deeply hurting or in pain you feel it is a dark mess.
When you share your story with another you feel your discussion goes to darkness rather than to light and happy.

It is a dark mess, a darkmess.
I am in the middle of darkmess

Darkmess - adjective
I am feeling down, low, hurt, darkmess, deep in a dark mess...deep in despair,
Perhaps a state of HELL - feeling low in a messed up situation

In the middle of a dark mess you are dealing with....a darkmess.
Hell is a noun
Hellish is an adjective

Darkmess used as a noun: I am in darkmess. I am in a darkmess.
Darkmess used as an adjective: My situation is darkmess...with this hurtful monster person

Noun
Sorry to burden you with my darkmess but i am having a difficult lesson with a monster person.
I know you might prefer a happy fun conversation but i am struggling with some darkmess.

I realize i am in the middle of darkmess, and so i will go for a walk in the park, in nature for lift and feeling better.
A state of darkmess may be lifted by the light of understanding, the light of courage, the light of belief.
darkmess by Stress Free August 3, 2019
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The Slipping into Darkness Rule 

The Slipping into Darkness Rule — this rule says: if you hear any part or portion of the song Slipping in Darkness by War in a movie, documentary, or television show; then, THAT’S JUST SOMEBODY’S ASS! Somebody is ‘bout to die or become incarcerated.

Period.

The ultimate song for foreshadowing in urban themed movies
The Slipping into Darkness Rule Can be seen in application in the following media presentations. If you hear this song That’s just somebody’s ass. Period!!!!

Mayans MC season 3 episode 1
Maplethorpe

The Get Down season 1 Episode 5
Suicide Squad
Unsolved: The Murders of Tupac and the Notorious B.I.G. Season 1 Episode 1
American Me
The Deuce season 1 episode 1 (Pilot Episode)

Army of Darkness 

The best B-Movie ever, Stuff explodes, people die, some more stuff explodes and some more people die. Pure Entertainment for real men
"KLATTU FARATTA NI(cough)"
"Yeah I said the words, well, no not exactly..."
Army of Darkness by whoop dee doo December 13, 2003

Darkness Complex 

A condition that manifests itself as an advanced form of masochism. Somebody with a Darkness Complex will be sexually aroused by being tomerented, made fun of, or attacked.
Lalatina Dustiness often puts herself in harms way just to satisfy what we now call her “Darkness Complex”, which was named after her.
Darkness Complex by Wizzlemountain October 2, 2019

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness 

An action used by popular youtube comedian Toby Turner, aka Tobuscus, who does a wide range of videos, from songs, to virals, to vlogs, to gameplay commentary. To form an intro in his daily vlog series, he places his thumb on the camera lens, creating darkness, then redness, then whiteness, and sings "Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness" This is used to add an intro to the video, or as Toby often says, to end an awkward moment.

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Audience? Audience wha-what are you doing precariously perched on that ledge audience? you could've gotten hurt. Sooo umm....INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS

Advanced Darkness

Darkness so dark that your flashlight will probably explode, and THAT won't even give off any light.
"This isn't your average everyday darkness, this is....ADVANCED Darkness!"
Advanced Darkness by Legener July 19, 2017

The Darkness 

They believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
The Darkness by Dazza January 24, 2004
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