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dankloo by Annoying35 September 5, 2018
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Dankologist
A person in an imaginary field of study pertaining to marijuana. If someone is knowledable about marijuana, or Dankology, that person would be a Dankologist.
Dankologist by The Consummate Gentleman September 16, 2009
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Dankology
Dankology by dankshit4ever November 19, 2009
Ancient Dankloft
A *higher* being from the beginning of time. Praised demi-god, the Ancient Dankloft, is the first established deity
and Dankastru is the first organized religion on Ark: Survival Evolved. The Ancient Dankloft promotes community in an otherwise hostile game. The Ancient Dankloft is said to have handed down The Eight, a list of inclinations, to help better all players. Since the Ancient Dankloft is only a demi-god, he does not require worship like a god, but still enjoys praise. He encourages his followers to smoke the dankest herb and to give gifts to friends. The Ancient Dankloft watches from behind the glorious yellow glow of the sun
It's not uncommon to hear players praise the Ancient Dankloft before smoking the jazz lettuce and chasing turtles.
and Dankastru is the first organized religion on Ark: Survival Evolved. The Ancient Dankloft promotes community in an otherwise hostile game. The Ancient Dankloft is said to have handed down The Eight, a list of inclinations, to help better all players. Since the Ancient Dankloft is only a demi-god, he does not require worship like a god, but still enjoys praise. He encourages his followers to smoke the dankest herb and to give gifts to friends. The Ancient Dankloft watches from behind the glorious yellow glow of the sun
It's not uncommon to hear players praise the Ancient Dankloft before smoking the jazz lettuce and chasing turtles.
Ancient Dankloft by MistrBearJew June 23, 2017
Danklovic
Danklovic by Anakin Skywalker (chosen one) January 11, 2021
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