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Dankologist 

A person in an imaginary field of study pertaining to marijuana. If someone is knowledable about marijuana, or Dankology, that person would be a Dankologist.
Your friend gets the best bud, he is a dankologist.
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Dankology 

The study of dank
Teacher: "today we will be studying dankology"
Student: "oh yea! i love dankology! its so cool!"
Dankology by dankshit4ever November 19, 2009

Ancient Dankloft 

A *higher* being from the beginning of time. Praised demi-god, the Ancient Dankloft, is the first established deity

and Dankastru is the first organized religion on Ark: Survival Evolved. The Ancient Dankloft promotes community in an otherwise hostile game. The Ancient Dankloft is said to have handed down The Eight, a list of inclinations, to help better all players. Since the Ancient Dankloft is only a demi-god, he does not require worship like a god, but still enjoys praise. He encourages his followers to smoke the dankest herb and to give gifts to friends. The Ancient Dankloft watches from behind the glorious yellow glow of the sun

It's not uncommon to hear players praise the Ancient Dankloft before smoking the jazz lettuce and chasing turtles.
Dude, are you ready to fucking blaze?

Praise the Ancient Dankloft!

dankgoodness 

something a stoner may say to express gratitude for the amount or quality of marijuana they are presented with.
dude my boss was a total douche today and i've been dry for a day. Dankgoodness the weed is sticky, sweet and abundant. Dankgoodness.
dankgoodness by jdh207 October 25, 2009

Danklovic 

Helltalker from r/memes discord. Everybody likes him.
"What do you think of Keanu Reeves?"
"He's Danklovic"
Damn there's a dankload of paintings in this Art gallery.
dankload by Noet Ol June 19, 2010