dankloo

what you call a person who uses dank memes

the man on youtube was a dankloo.

by Annoying35 September 5, 2018

Dankologist

A person in an imaginary field of study pertaining to marijuana. If someone is knowledable about marijuana, or Dankology, that person would be a Dankologist.

Your friend gets the best bud, he is a dankologist.

by The Consummate Gentleman September 16, 2009

Dankology

The study of dank

Teacher: "today we will be studying dankology"
Student: "oh yea! i love dankology! its so cool!"

by dankshit4ever November 19, 2009

Ancient Dankloft

A *higher* being from the beginning of time. Praised demi-god, the Ancient Dankloft, is the first established deity

and Dankastru is the first organized religion on Ark: Survival Evolved. The Ancient Dankloft promotes community in an otherwise hostile game. The Ancient Dankloft is said to have handed down The Eight, a list of inclinations, to help better all players. Since the Ancient Dankloft is only a demi-god, he does not require worship like a god, but still enjoys praise. He encourages his followers to smoke the dankest herb and to give gifts to friends. The Ancient Dankloft watches from behind the glorious yellow glow of the sun

It's not uncommon to hear players praise the Ancient Dankloft before smoking the jazz lettuce and chasing turtles.

Dude, are you ready to fucking blaze?

Praise the Ancient Dankloft!

by MistrBearJew June 23, 2017

dankgoodness

something a stoner may say to express gratitude for the amount or quality of marijuana they are presented with.

dude my boss was a total douche today and i've been dry for a day. Dankgoodness the weed is sticky, sweet and abundant. Dankgoodness.

by jdh207 October 25, 2009

Danklovic

Helltalker from r/memes discord. Everybody likes him.

"What do you think of Keanu Reeves?"
"He's Danklovic"

by Anakin Skywalker (chosen one) January 11, 2021

dankload

A shitload, very large amount

Damn there's a dankload of paintings in this Art gallery.

by Noet Ol June 19, 2010